[00:00.00] 作曲 : Paul Simon[00:00.00][00:00.00][00:14]A man walks down the street[00:16]He says why am I soft in the middle now[00:18]Why am I soft in the middle[00:20]The rest of my life is so hard[00:22]I need a photo-opportunity[00:23]I want a shot at redemption[00:25]Don't want to end up a cartoon[00:27]In a cartoon graveyard[00:29]Bonedigger Bonedigger[00:31]Dogs in the moonlight[00:33]Far away my well-lit door[00:36]Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly[00:38]Get these mutts away from me[00:40]You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore[00:44]If you'll be my bodyguard[00:46]I can be your long lost pal[00:51]I can call you Betty[00:53]And Betty when you call me[00:55]You can call me Al[00:59]A man walks down the street[01:01]He says why am I short of attention[01:03]Got a short little span of attention[01:04]And wo mv nights are so long[01:06]Where's my wife and family[01:09]What if I die here[01:10]Who'll be my role-model[01:13]Now that my role-model is[01:14]Gone Gone[01:16]He ducked back down the alley[01:17]With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl[01:20]All along along[01:24]There were incidents and accidents[01:25]There were hints and allegations[01:29]If you'll be my bodyguard[01:31]I can be your long lost pal[01:36]I can call you Betty[01:38]And Betty when you call me[01:40]You can call me Al[01:43]Call me Al[02:29]A man walks down the street[02:31]It's a street in a strange world[02:33]Maybe it's the Third World[02:35]Maybe it's his first time around[02:37]He doesn't speak the language[02:38]He holds no currency[02:40]He is a foreign man[02:42]He is surrounded by the sound[02:45]The sound[02:46]Cattle in the marketplace[02:48]Scatterlings and orphanages[02:50]He looks around, around[02:53]He sees angels in the architecture[02:56]Spinning in infinity[02:57]He says Amen! and Halleluiah![04:19][04:03][02:59]If you'll be my bodyguard[03:01]I can be your long lost pal[04:26][04:10][03:06]I can call vou Betty[03:08]And Betty when you call me[03:12]You can call me Al