[00:09.05]If they could see me now,[00:13.53]That little gang of mine,[00:16.18]I'm eating fancy chow[00:18.03]And drinking fancy wine.[00:19.93]I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact[00:24.31]The kind of top drawer, first rate chums I attract.[00:28.60]All I can say is "Wow-ee![00:31.20]Looka where I am.[00:33.09]Tonight I landed, pow![00:35.28]Right in a pot of jam."[00:37.67]What a set up! Holy cow![00:40.64]They'd never believe it,[00:42.18]If my friends could see me now![00:45.52][00:48.31]If they could see me now,[00:53.00]My little dusty group,[00:55.89]Traipsin' 'round this million dollar chicken coop.[00:59.38]I'd hear those thrift shop cats say:[01:02.26][01:03.71]Draped on a bed spread made from three kinds of fur."[01:08.11]All I can say is, "Wow![01:10.25]Wait till the riff an' raff[01:12.30]See just exactly how[01:14.64]He sign this autograph."[01:17.12]What a build up! Holy cow![01:20.02]They'd never believe it,[01:21.26]If my friends could see me now![01:24.40][02:12.62]If they could see me now[02:17.26]Alone with Mister V.,[02:20.01]Who's waiting on me like he was a matre d[02:23.75]I'd hear my buddies saying:[02:26.59]"Crazy, what gives?“[02:28.08]Tonight she's living like[02:30.73]The other half lives!"[02:32.47]To think the highest brow,[02:34.81]Which I must say is he,[02:36.81]Should pick the lowest brow,[02:39.00]Which there's no doubt is me![02:41.50]What a step up! Holy cow![02:44.23]They'd never believe it,[02:45.73]What a step up! Holy cow![02:48.67]They'd never believe it,[02:50.12]If my friends could see me now