Lancer (From "Deltarune") - Man on the Internet.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Toby Fox
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Toby Fox
[00:00.000]Ho ho ho!
[00:01.346]The heros are already running away
[00:03.671]And they didn't even know I was here.
[00:05.682]My dad's gonna make me Son of the Month!
[00:08.608]Susie: Who the hell are you!?
[00:09.992]I'm...!
[00:11.324]The bad guy.
[00:13.022]I even have my own theme song!
[00:15.060]It goes like this!
[00:16.810]Da da da da!
[00:18.116]Da da da da da da da da da da!
[00:21.826]Da da da da!
[00:23.289]Da da da da da da da da da da!
[00:26.841]Susie: Those... aren't lyrics...
[00:28.983]Yeah they are!
[00:30.107]Susie: You're just saying "DA DA DA" over and over!
[00:32.431]Give me a second, gosh!
[00:34.208]Lyric writing is really hard!
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[00:38.649]I'm Lancer, prince of spades!
[00:39.720]Tonight I'm gonna have my day!
[00:41.078]Beep beep on the mic, on the bike,
[00:42.462]Gonna strike, better get out of my way!
[00:43.612]Pedal on, 'til the Lightners are gone,
[00:45.075]And then I'm gonna say yay!
[00:46.903](Tiny yay)
[00:47.661]Susie: Um...
[00:48.810]Oh you sweet fools and clowns
[00:50.534]Tonight you're going down
[00:51.710]Gonna get the goal as I go rolling
[00:53.460]Through this empty town!
[00:54.374]Oh don't you know
[00:55.315]In our dark fountain and your tears
[00:56.751]You're gonna drown!
[00:58.058]Spare the rod and spoil me!
[01:03.230]I'm the coolest in my family!
[01:09.133]I'm the villain in the game!
[01:14.149]And your face is kinda lame!
[01:19.661]In my kingdom you will find
[01:21.124]Nothing's ever gonna shine
[01:22.430]Dare you dare my maze of signs?
[01:23.710]Susie: I'm losing my mind...
[01:25.356]Here I go, my father's son!
[01:26.479]Don't you know I'm number one?
[01:27.654]Susie: Are you done?
[01:29.222]Um... no.
[01:30.397]Beep beep! Here come the wheels!
[01:31.782]You like wrestling? I'm a heel!
[01:33.114]You know what? I really feel
[01:34.342]Like we've grown closer today!
[01:35.491]You can't stop my evil plan!
[01:37.084]Now I'm gonna stand in your way!
[01:39.436]Susie: Dude. Are you... just standing there?
[01:42.910]No! I'm just standing there...
[01:45.653]MENACINGLY!
[01:47.142]Susie: There are so many way more evil things you could be doing right now...
[01:50.511]Oooh! I like the way you think, purple lady!
[01:53.646]Why, I could...
[01:56.232]Pause for the music...
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[02:00.751]Drink straight from the lake!
[02:03.547]Eat someone else's birthday cake!
[02:06.054]Since I'm the bad guy,
[02:07.622]What I want, I take!
[02:11.880]Maybe I could dig a hole!
[02:14.622]Then dig a bigger hole!
[02:16.947]Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll!
[02:21.388]I'm the riding ace of spades
[02:26.378]Life's a game I love to play!
[02:31.550]Coming up with rhymes is hard!
[02:37.218]Hey, why don't you pick a card?
[02:42.156]Susie: This card says "Proud member of the Lancer Fan Club".
[02:45.891]And I, for one, am so proud to be a fan of you guys!
[02:48.764]Now we're all fans of each other!
[02:50.384]Aren't you supposed to be the bad guy?
[02:53.022]Huh. Maybe deep down, we're all just "guys".
[02:56.444]You know what?
[02:57.124]Thank you so much for helping me come to this philosophical conclusion!
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[03:02.636]Spare the rod and spoil me!
[03:07.573]I'm the coolest in my family!
[03:12.876]I'm the villain- er, regular guy!
[03:18.361]I came up with that rhyme on the fly!
[03:23.925]I'm Lancer, prince of spades!
[03:25.493]Tonight I'm gonna have my day!
[03:26.616]Beep beep! Here come the wheels!
[03:27.974]You like wrestling? I'm a heel!
[03:29.228]You know what? I really feel
[03:30.378]Like we'll see each other soon,
[03:31.501]And do EVIL!
[03:33.094]Susie: YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO RHYME THAT ONE!
[03:35.550]I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIIIIIIIME!
[03:38.423]Susie: Aren't you gonna finish the chorus?
[03:40.121]No! 'Cause I'm EVIL!
[03:42.080]I learned NOTHING WHATSOEVER!
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