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[00:00.000] 作词 : Dustin Pfaff[00:00.722] 作曲 : Dustin Pfaff[00:01.444]RAP BATTLE[00:01.928]Cupid vs Leprechaum vs Easter bunny[00:02.421]The Stupendium as Cupid[00:02.985]Freeced as Leprechaun[00:03.831]Littleflecks as Easter Bunny[00:04.422]Cupid：[00:10.592]Love is in the air[00:11.999]When I snipe a rabbit，tag and claim him[00:13.593]Captivate the little lad[00:15.020]Who's ransom lays in tax eavasion[00:16.528]Pass the paycheck[00:17.277]You 're no match for the matchmaker[00:18.657]Cause I rhyme gold[00:20.125]Show you tough love[00:21.425]IF YOU'RE AT THE END OF MY BOW！[00:23.169]Your fun is over[00:23.857]You got a porky adour and dress funny[00:25.700]I stay sober，I don't need your leaf clovers to get lucky[00:28.607]Who'd give you a chance？[00:29.986]You're a stupid little man[00:31.244]Last prom I saw you cry enough to go a river dance[00:34.443]What's up with the bunny[00:35.474]I thought you were known for multiplying[00:37.621]You're just a symbol that ended up leaving cults divided[00:40.561]Just play dead[00:41.465]I have to go run some errands[00:43.134]Cause you shouldn't lay eggs[00:44.445]I might've ****ed up your parents[00:45.963]Leprechaun：[00:46.221]You caught me in me pregame[00:47.503]So let me work me magic[00:48.848]I'll down me guinness and when there's a record[00:51.100]I'll scatch it[00:52.006]I always got the gold and keep it cash in hand[00:53.506]Green in me pot[00:55.581]It's calor gas[00:56.199]I'll smoke 'em of they try taxing that[00:57.786]Forget your picket fence[00:59.103]Marriages are im distress[01:00.434]Divorce rates are crazy 50/50[01:02.490]Cupid shits the bed[01:03.554]While you're flying around[01:05.079]Tryna fix the sobbing and mourning[01:06.149]I'm shouting another round[01:07.472]Until the top of the morning[01:09.047]I spend some time on Olympus[01:10.365]And Venus gave her love to me[01:11.822]So tell your mom she'll have to catch me[01:13.392]If she wants me to pay custody[01:15.014]And Thumper，as for you[01:16.747]I'll poot you like it's a magic show[01:17.781]My next batch of shoes[01:19.248]Will be going up the rabbit hole[01:20.742]If Jesus doesn't deal with you first[01:22.432]Then cross me rifle[01:23.480]All because you're prey to everyone[01:24.935]Don't mean you're in bible[01:26.276]Easter Bunny：[01:26.682]Stick your hands up[01:27.571]Put it back in the basket[01:29.036]Wait ，that's not an easter egg[01:30.665]The infant…caca'd his nappy[01:32.394]Man I don't need your gold but band the 24carrots[01:34.735]Or you're[01:35.574]Facing the wrath of[01:36.685]THE RABBIT THAT'S RAPPING RAPID！[01:38.241]Hey naked baby stop playing with lives there were dolls[01:40.871]Grabing them and smaking them together by their genitals[01:43.914]I spread cheer and love Without“conquering” people[01:46.373]This toddlers too busy going free willy[01:48.060]He forget about free will！[01:49.558]Lep's hair rose when the fair coated[01:51.192]Hare roasted Eros[01:52.396]I can tear open the air holes in both their throats without arrows[01:55.394]I'm no Saint but they give it up for the Easter Bunny[01:58.154]Lent free[01:58.541]For centuries it's been rabbit season ag best you're pity entries[02:00.842]Cupid：[02:01.202]You took Easter's meaning[02:02.242]And poot too many eggs in one basket[02:03.953]I'll have this cad buried and melted down in his casket[02:07.028]Lep，I gotta patch up all the new wounds that you open[02:09.680]Cause my shots make families yours leave them broken[02:12.823]Leprechaun：[02:13.075]Lad[02:13.634]You had to pick between your mom and your side piece[02:15.786]But I know just the thing to fix a poor broken psyche[02:18.690]Come on ，let down your wings have a pint and get in sunk[02:21.103]They say don't rhyme and drink but I rap better when I'm drunk！[02:24.226]Easter Bunny：[02:24.636]Don't touch me laper！[02:25.592]You ugly diseased spotty freak show[02:27.142]I'll sneak behind his rainbow and leave a pot of aveeno[02:29.775]I got Trix uo my sleeeve，know you got no luck and you're charmless[02:32.973]Have you heard the one about the lrishman that walked into my bars yet[02:35.733]Cupid：[02:35.964]IF you think I[02:37.459]dehuh[02:38.618]huawuhiever[02:40.130]dahuhuh[02:43.143]egehguhuve[02:45.341]ajiha[02:46.356]idibidaolaadad[02:47.992]Easter Bunny：[02:48.276]Oh！[02:49.667]I got …[02:50.830]SHOT…[02:52.080]Wow…[02:53.603]What is this feeling。[02:54.545]So lovey dovey and funny…[02:56.050]I think somebody switched up my jelly beans for some gummies[02:59.001]I've got a fluttering tummy[03:00.365]I'm seeing double and hazy[03:01.962]I got four feet，but you're four foot[03:03.256]I love a short king baby？[03:04.747]I want to wake up every day to your beautiful goblin mouth（no）[03:07.641]I'll turn my burrow into the caziest hobbit house[03:10.814]I see our seven bunny-dwarven children drinking guinness[03:14.010]Lemme put a candy ring on one of your surviving fingers！！！[03:16.545]【END】[03:16.916]Written by[03:17.338]Freshy Kanal[03:17.711]Snakebite126[03:18.038]Adamdrb[03:18.414]Littleflecks[03:18.780]Freeced[03:19.155]Leo Barqui[03:19.503]Lyndanva[03:19.963]THANK YOU TO OUR PATONS AND STAY THNED[03:20.855]THE NEXT RAP BETTLE IS ON THE WAY！
