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[00:00.000] 作词 : Dustin Pfaff[00:00.900] 作曲 : Dustin Pfaff[00:01.801]Fairytale Rap Cypher[00:02.298]The Narrator：[00:04.458]Once upon a time, there lived a boy who'd never age[00:08.423]He spent his time a-writing fire hooks upon a page[00:12.155]He chilled with those who chilled and weak-ass pussies got the boot[00:15.770]He lined each cat against the wall for all the king's mad men to shoot[00:20.426]Through each hood he went a-riding, spitting rhymes and nary capping[00:24.768]Notoriously big and bad, 'twas not your granny's rapping[00:28.448]For he'd been to quell the giants who went stalking through the night[00:32.891]His tales were loosey-goosey, but his bars were ****ing tight![00:37.036]Peter Pan：[00:37.500]I got a tickеt to vacation, I'm the taxi cab[00:39.336]I can offer you a paradise this planеt can't[00:41.388]I'm crossing a couple stars on my travel plan[00:43.367]Grab my hand, you could say I'm moonwalking to Neverland[00:45.929]So pipe down or you're catching the smoke[00:47.820]If you wanna settle beef go to Cannibal Cove[00:49.845]bitch, I run this mother****er from the land to the coast[00:52.140]Sea kings only living where my shadow is thrown[00:55.539]I'm an honest guy, but I lie to the crooks[00:56.475]I don't book a flight, I just fly out the book[00:58.289]I don't give a shit what your parents have cooked[01:00.218]I got bigger fish to fry, the way Pan's leaving Hooks[01:02.491]Y'all got all your friendships wrecked with your 9 to 5 shit[01:04.904]I got friends ship-wrecking when I fight with pirates[01:06.976]I'm not built for a Driver's License[01:08.681]I built up my own ****ing Private Island!![01:10.875]Captain Hook：[01:10.996]Bangarang, Captain Hook[01:12.770]Black mustache and a dapper look[01:14.798]I'm the feather in the cap of the seven seas[01:16.795]And you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me[01:19.127]I'm the Brooklyn Dodgers of open water[01:21.126]The Roger Waters of Jolly Rogers[01:23.166]Fly as Tinker Bell when I'm dropping sail[01:25.117]Making other pirates' flows sound like Speak and Spell[01:27.518]And I'm Bangarang, Captain Hook[01:29.368]Top chap in my whole pack of crooks[01:31.495]The chapter book king backed by Mr. Smee[01:33.478]And you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me[01:35.711]Peter Pan went and fed my severed hand[01:37.824]To Tik Tok the croc down in Neverland[01:39.876]And I'm foiled again, I'm getting Lost Boys, peace![01:41.908]But you wouldn't have a hook if you didn't have me![01:44.783]Jack&the Beansalk：[01:48.324]Fe-Fi-Fo-****[01:49.399]I smell the flow of a thief you all know[01:51.872]And whose green only goes up[01:52.619]Putting seeds in a foe's mum, cuz that means I'm a grower[01:54.100]Have her leaving with rope burn[01:55.413]Poster-boy of most certainly being misjudged[01:56.953]Had a cow but I sold her for some worthless beans[01:58.455]I was down till a burglary and a murder had turned me from poor to a rich cunt[02:00.763]I sling rhymes that have a goliath beat[02:03.291]Since I swiped the kinder surprise egg clean[02:09.333]From that giant's miserable sky palace[02:11.324]You might like to call it a hijacking[02:13.430]Time is ticking, on this mic I'm riffing[02:15.346]Like a harp, even with my arms tied I'm spitting[02:16.998]Goodbye, good riddance, took five of these beans and I got high but it's not I who's tripping[02:21.173]The Golden Goose：[02:21.611]Honk, honk, hear the goose come[02:23.002]Stepping into the booth give em goosebumps[02:24.980]Leave em in the trash chute like Veruca[02:27.046]Don't mess with the feathered veteran with the bread or you're going to get chewed up[02:30.010]By the Golden Goose, bruh, cash in the coop, ya[02:32.996]Make appearances, everything I lay down's 24 carat[02:35.932]It's all on my bill, see your net worth is less than this bird?[02:38.519]That's embarrassing[02:39.551]Gander at the gander[02:40.465]I'm the fowl minded Midas, so mind your manners[02:42.536]That brand name I'm hyping, don't hide the glamour[02:44.521]So far from Untitled, this game I slander[02:46.724]Bring in the flock and that honking's your doom[02:48.865]With every drop, I bring Stonks to the moon[02:50.891]A different league than some other ducking Scrooge[02:52.999]Original G, that's "mother****ing" Goose!![02:55.238]Red Riding Hood：[02:59.567]Running through the woods in a bright red hood[03:01.211]Sensed no danger, not when he grabbed me[03:03.706]Little me understood, not the likelihood, of this stranger eating up granny[03:07.260]Never trust a wolf making conversation[03:09.058]Canine, more like bull, with an off fixation[03:11.231]Not one to get full, hungry inclination[03:13.249]I walked in and thought, Illness must be raising[03:15.417]Cause what big arms, big ears, big eyes, big teeth[03:17.941]House seemed calm, but what lied in sheets[03:20.021]Was the wolf, in the place of his last big feast[03:22.030]At the time I couldn't see who was underneath[03:24.126]So I came just a little bit closer[03:26.256]Big mistake, no escape, from the poser[03:28.355]Got an eyeful of his blinding molars[03:30.270]Little Riding Hood, just Red leftover[03:31.942]The Big Bad Wolf：[03:32.607]Just the red leftover from this master of disguise[03:34.484]I ain't paying for this meal like my card has been declined[03:36.815]He's the lone wolf, got no partner in this crime[03:38.842]Antisocial, hear no bark, but I'mma bite![03:41.104]Apex predator, beast in your gran's sheets[03:42.996]I'm too greedy I need seconds[03:44.643]I feast, will these peeps ever learn?[03:45.502]Peek at the teeth, fleek to the feet[03:46.750]Got the claws pedicured[03:47.137]What big fangs?[03:48.238]Just to kill you all the better, bruh[03:49.496]I'm the type of villain that's quite rare[03:50.978]The kind the parents read and give their little kids nightmares[03:52.977]A sneaky mother****er, don't fight fair[03:54.408]Wherever they least expect me, bitch, I'm right there![03:56.647]Turn your crib into my lair[03:57.957]Nah, I never hunt in packs[03:59.555]I'm the Alpha, coming with a cunning plan[04:01.562]When the teeth gleam at you, that's a muzzle flash[04:03.575]And I could cut you down to size like a lumberjack[04:05.864]BITCH!!![04:06.701]Puss in boots：[04:09.743]Hola! Here comes the Puss in Boots[04:11.078]You losin', fools[04:12.087]I make a track sound good call me Fruity Loops[04:14.176]Yeah, I seduce with my looks and I look really cute[04:16.560]See I'm rolling with the fur but without the suit[04:18.440]Olé, soy de los mejores y si tú no lo ves es que estás más ciego que ese trío de ratones[04:23.052]With the sword? Good[04:24.171]With the words? Flawless[04:24.903]So much I can make an ogre look smaller[04:26.059]Like damn, bro[04:28.057]Spitting so sick like hairballs[04:30.075]Gato por fuera, Zorro por dentro, tengo alma bandolera[04:33.188]Mi encanto de Banderas keep my red flags low[04:35.709]When you poor, gotta work, gotta hustle[04:37.424]That way I made my G be the king of the castle[04:39.651]Yeah, and the truth is, you know how the Puss is[04:41.496]Didn't form a family, still got lot of pussies[04:43.448]Humpty Pumpty：[04:43.741]Poster on the wall, you know it's me[04:45.837]The yolked GOAT of old folk poetry[04:47.716]I suppose if the question is who's the best tale[04:49.649]Then you best tell them not to step on the egg shell[04:52.094]'Cause any rapper who puts their verse before mine's[04:53.997]About to see there's more to me than just a nursery rhyme[04:56.109]I mean there's only so much pressure one man can handle[04:59.065]Before his brain gets, uh, let's say scrambled[05:01.246]Got the type of **** to light up your lures quick[05:02.469]Old school every rhyme of mine's inscribed in Papyrus[05:04.516]If you don't vibe with it, take a dive off the highest bricks[05:06.657]Cause I'm giving no ****s, like the tip of a friar's dick[05:08.629]See now crime is the life I live ever since Puss abandoned me[05:10.870]Fostered the name and the fame with no family[05:12.906]So call the king's horses and gather his men[05:14.966]Tell him Humpty is back and he's cracked once again[05:16.619]Mad Hatter：[05:17.015]You know, it's very rude to sit down at someone's cypher uninvited[05:20.866]No matter! Here comes the Hatter![05:22.730]Never been so silly a milliner and habitual picnicker[05:25.357]I'm like crumpets and cricket but just a smidgeon more Britisher[05:27.570]Young Flibbertigibbet, we aren't given to visitors[05:29.562]So just sit in the middle[05:30.687]As I am spilling my riddles[05:31.645]And sipping a little[05:32.504]With a platter of some shrinking or embiggening nibbles[05:33.861]Oh! My sanity's a drink in a thimble![05:35.375]You know you really do talk too much[05:37.329]Move round![05:37.983]You're crazy if you don't think I rhyme the best[05:39.860]'Cause I'm raving when I'm up at the writing desk[05:41.839]You say curiouser and curiouser, I'd say I'm mercurial[05:44.822](That just means his mind's a mess!) (Very rude…)[05:46.374]So call me Mr. Tea! You can quit your jibber-jabberwocky[05:48.270]Miss, you're dreaming if you think that you could have a coffee[05:50.554]This table-setting is a place to be[05:52.282]It's a very merry un-birthday for me![05:54.546]Cheshire Cat：[05:54.830]Oh hello, don't worry, you're not in danger[05:56.828]I may be a stranger but you're even stranger[05:58.705]In case you forget, here's a basic refresher[06:00.751]One, I'm a cat, two, I came here from Cheshire[06:02.956]It's a great pleasure making your acquaintance[06:04.924]Queer conversation is the quaintest entertainment[06:07.095]Come to Wonderland and you'll understand[06:09.144]That it's enlightening under thunderclouds[06:11.464]Enter with trepidation, a step at a time[06:13.314]I don't require trepanation to open your mind[06:15.801]Let's take a look inside, that could be fun[06:17.561]Strange you've gone oddly quiet?[06:19.718]Cat got your tongue?[06:21.428]My teeth aren't jacked, I'm just dentally built[06:21.864]Where's the line between ingenious and mentally ill[06:23.558]When you get defensive then you tend to reveal[06:25.605]Your intentions, that's why I never pretend to be real[06:28.107]Skin getting thinner until[06:29.375]I'm hidden, invisible apart from the glowing grin on my grill[06:31.979]Still deliver riddlin' as if it's medicine for fidgeting[06:34.247]You don't want to hear the conspiracies I'm complicit in[06:36.390]The mystery is viscous the way it's thickening[06:38.506]Do you know who I am?[06:39.317]Hint: it isn't Ronnie Pickering[06:40.690]Pickling your mind like I'm sticking it in brine[06:42.463]Rewind, see how many hidden messages you find[06:44.862]【END】[06:45.356]The Narrator writen and voice by Freeced[06:45.987]Peter Pan writen and voice by Freshy Kanal[06:46.487]Captain Hook writen and voice by Epicllord[06:46.981]Jack & The Beanstalk writen and voice by Littleflecks[06:47.558]The Golden Goose by Jay Chay[06:48.061]Red Riding Hood writen and voice by HalaCG[06:48.569]The Big Bad Wolf writen and voice by shwabadi[06:49.059]Puss in Boots writen and voice by Keyblade[06:49.650]Humpty Dumpty writen and voice by Eric the Audible[06:50.149]Mad Hatter writen and voice by The Stupendium[06:56.329]Cheshire Cat writen and voice by Dan Bull
