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你这碗不是小锅米线 - 暴力大白兔.mp3

你这碗不是小锅米线 - 暴力大白兔.mp3
[00:00.000] 作词 : 暴力大白兔 [0...
[00:00.000] 作词 : 暴力大白兔
[00:00.469] 作曲 : 暴力大白兔
[00:00.939]你这碗不是小锅米线
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[00:05.942]老板
[00:07.183]来碗小锅米线
[00:11.688]咋个兴放葱啊
[00:16.192]不是这种煮法
[00:19.187]我吃了三十年呢米线我还晓不得该
[00:25.435]贵州人是贵州人,四川……
[00:27.944]你是哪点呢
[00:29.939]浙江人
[00:38.818]浙江人咋个煮小锅米线,你们煮呢这种
[00:39.817]听的我告诉你,喃样叫小锅米线
[00:41.073]听好啦,噶
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[00:44.567]端士街,
[00:44.821]西寺巷,
[00:45.067]不是一个方向
[00:45.566]
[00:45.823]东寺街
[00:46.066]吹箫巷
[00:46.318]走错要出洋相
[00:47.063]
[00:47.820]米线要用酸浆
[00:48.315]这个不消商量。
[00:50.070]一来先煮韭菜
[00:51.069]然后要用高汤。
[00:51.569]
[00:52.068]烧火要用柴火
[00:52.820]煮汤要用铜锅
[00:54.321]鲜肉要先搅开
[00:55.316]放盐要等起锅
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[00:56.572]腌菜用呢富源
[00:57.313]可以放点豆尖
[00:58.316]油辣子用丘北
[00:59.567]不能超过三天
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[01:00.820]毛线米线都是线
[01:02.064]河粉米粉都是粉
[01:03.075]鸡腰子猪腰子,
[01:04.073]千万不能乱整
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[01:04.572]
[01:04.813]
[01:05.313]
[01:05.570]看不见呢战线
[01:06.069]编不尽呢毛线
[01:07.068]打不赢呢哈欠
[01:08.565]喝不完的米线
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[01:09.564]嗯哼嗯哼
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[01:10.816]Yo,yo.
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[01:12.812]安,你是连点谱气都某得
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[01:19.072]啊~~~
[01:33.573]我要加帽~~
[01:35.571]我要加帽~~
[01:39.322]
[01:56.814]你们也要与时俱进撒!
[02:01.818]一天守着那个不变的米线
[02:07.507]没意思啦~
[02:11.255]各个地方都有好吃的东西啦~
[02:16.258]要引进
[02:18.256]要整合
[02:21.008]你看看那些发达的地方
[02:24.504]是不是?
[02:27.011]就跟做人一样啊
[02:29.507]开心就好咯~
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[02:31.260]
[02:36.508]清晨起来,
[02:38.759]我搜索冷清空荡的街
[02:45.007]发现一间,热气腾腾的店在卖米线
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[02:53.760]我说老板,
[02:56.514]一碗米线要多少钱?
[03:02.515]他说你吃
[03:05.264]不好吃就不要钱
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[03:07.761]
[03:08.260]
[03:20.764]昆明人就是懒
[03:21.264]昆明人就是憨
[03:22.761]我是个昆明人
[03:23.760]也是有点感叹
[03:24.758]
[03:25.003]昆明人就是赖
[03:26.013]昆明人就是坏
[03:27.011]人家不挨你玩
[03:28.011]因为你太曹耐
[03:29.263]但是老子呢钱
[03:30.760]咋个还某还来
[03:32.004]你说你有多好
[03:32.758]我也某看出来
[03:34.013]按,背时啦
[03:37.702]坏么坏,
[03:38.446]也是一种存在
[03:39.445]怪么怪,
[03:40.197]管你祖宗八代
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[03:43.193]哎你说我这棵鸡枞
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[03:46.944]人才
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[03:51.703]安,又该吃碗米线啦,走走走,走的
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[03:59.948]小锅米线
[04:07.947]小锅米线
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[04:23.201]不会死嗓
[04:24.200]哪个会么联系
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[04:34.951]唉,就这种啦
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[05:07.702]太烦啦
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