[00:00.000] 作词 : 艾丢李斯特[00:00.250] 作曲 : 艾丢李斯特[00:00.500]混音:TU JZ[00:01.000]编曲:Amamiya[00:01.500]“听说你要进军喜剧说唱界了?”[00:03.481]“是啊,这歌不就是嘛。[00:06.232]十八线rapper的自白,[00:07.729]一听就是喜剧,[00:09.227]还带点悲剧的内核。[00:11.482]害,也没那么多高大上的,[00:13.478]沙雕就完事了。”[00:15.230]云rapper态度随意[00:16.985]总喜欢讲maybe[00:18.482]so chill 当你听到这beat[00:20.479]像来到hawaii[00:22.231]做个孤独的禁卫军[00:24.227]不给喷子道歉又赔礼[00:26.482]十八线也不算低[00:27.979]oh~ just sing with sing with me[00:29.930]啦啦啦啦啦啦[00:32.427]啦啦啦啦啦啦[00:34.183]啦啦啦啦啦[00:36.178]啦啦啦啦啦啦[00:37.430]哒delen哒哒[00:39.685]de哒len哒len哒[00:41.436]哒delen哒哒[00:43.679]de哒len哒len哒[00:44.931]粉丝不如关注多(正常)[00:46.686]破了两百来祝贺(害)[00:48.183]买个beat 钱不多[00:49.934]天天就等八英里打折[00:51.931]价格从低到高排序看到手机发热[00:54.186]摇头晃脑都以为我脑子瓦特[00:55.937]如果不等beat打折[00:56.936]那我腿就会被打折[00:57.933]然后原地对着太空直接发射[00:59.677]不是王子不自带流量[01:01.186]黑马不火写在我头上[01:03.183]可能 因为沙雕气息太过浓郁[01:04.681]唱腔带点猥琐表演得有模有样[01:06.677]发歌为了尽兴但不值得庆幸[01:08.685]现在只是半成品[01:10.425]梦想激动心情也能成为新星[01:12.434]会有百千万人听[01:14.178]可是[01:14.676]网易云的粉丝都是熟人[01:16.685]七个人就建了个粉丝群[01:18.437]其中六个是我QQ好友[01:20.179]那个真粉激动得我直想跟他握手[01:22.177]还有多久 评论能突破六十[01:24.185]十八线的rapper依然充满斗志[01:25.938]救世主也没法给我画上休止符[01:28.679]只想画好我的剖视图[01:30.430]“哇,你是真的热爱工图兄dei,[01:33.184]剖视图都能押得上。”[01:35.680]“那必须![01:37.178]哦对了,还要在此shout out to[01:39.684]我粉丝群里的唯一"真粉丝"——[01:41.681]speed_Shady和我的六位朋友[01:43.932]Can you hear me?”[01:44.931]云rapper态度随意[01:46.927]总喜欢讲maybe[01:48.682]so chill 当你听到这beat[01:50.679]像来到hawaii[01:52.431]做个孤独的禁卫军[01:54.186]不给喷子道歉又赔礼[01:56.436]十八线也不算低[01:58.180]oh~ just sing with sing with me[01:59.931]啦啦啦啦啦啦[02:02.427]啦啦啦啦啦啦[02:03.936]啦啦啦啦啦[02:06.179]啦啦啦啦啦啦[02:07.931]哒delen哒哒[02:09.926]de哒len哒len哒[02:11.682]哒delen哒哒[02:13.433]de哒len哒len哒[02:14.937]麦跟声卡花了两千二百[02:16.685]小爷绝对不是为了有那范儿拽[02:18.426]每笔支出三思然后精打细算[02:20.435]录个八首大概就能值回本儿来[02:22.430]唯一缺点有时不能录歌[02:24.186]时段要看装修的邻居脸色[02:25.682]好不容易安静 真是处处险恶[02:27.679]窗外响起[02:28.679]“请注意 倒车”[02:30.429]我发的视频我自己做的[02:32.427]我歌的封面我自己做的[02:34.182]作词 作曲 我都不想说了[02:35.933]不听课写歌 我都快挂科了[02:37.929]业余的也真的累啊[02:39.927]好几个ddl在身上背着[02:41.682]当代大学生也真的想睡啊[02:43.679]网络上的烦心事我也真的醉了[02:45.677]b站的视频被集火过[02:47.428]跟喷子大战了三百个回合 ayy[02:49.680]现在的我只想吃火锅[02:51.179]因为想明白了人间不值得 ayy[02:53.176]但是有些 话还要说 o[02:55.184]依然不想 随声附和 o[02:57.181]当个保安体格太弱[02:58.180]当个代驾不会开车[02:58.932]不当rapper只能当个颜值主播[03:01.429]吁~[03:04.183]你要脸不要脸啊(笑)[03:05.933]“你看,我想说的话[03:07.931]谦儿大爷都替我说了。”[03:10.428]“靠才华吃饭嘛这不是~[03:13.180]你看看对吧。”