[00:01.683]I knew I had to do something.[00:04.073]I had to take a step in the right direction.[00:06.297]In fact, I had to take 12 of them.[00:09.559]The first step is the hardest just to pick up your head,[00:14.329]the second step’s a change of sheets ‘cause you wet the bed.[00:19.849]The third step is a coffee and a last line of blow.[00:24.366]The fourth step is a 20, so the hooker can go.[00:29.135]The fifth step is a phone call, ‘cause you must make amends,[00:33.905]the sixth step’s to a crack den to say bye to your friends.[00:38.923]The 7th through 11th is a month at Betty Ford,[00:43.189]and then the next step is on stage to grab your Tony Award.[00:48.207]I'm gonna take all 12 steps.[00:51.220]I got nothing to lose.[00:53.479]Then meet me back at my place,[00:55.987]Where we will break out the booze,[00:57.995]It’s the 11 o'clock number for a 12 Step Pappy like me[01:06.529](I need your stem cells)[01:08.035]It’s the 11 o'clock number[01:10.796]for a 12 Step Pappy, like me, like me.[01:17.323]Like me.[01:19.582]Like - me -[01:30.635]I need a drink.