[00:00.00] 作词 : Paul Draper[00:00.04] 作曲 : Paul Draper[00:00.09][Intro ][00:00.66](Letter, we're going to write this letter)[00:04.95][Verse 1 ][00:09.78]Dear Mavis I'm compelled to write this letter[00:14.19]In the hope that you may soon be getting better[00:18.51]I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor[00:22.77]If you haven't then you know you really oughta[00:27.09]I was worried so I went to see the vicar[00:30.30]But before I could confess he first confessed to be a stripper[00:35.55][Verse 2][00:35.82]Dear Mavis it was very strange to see him[00:39.90]So I thought I'd write and ask you your opinion[00:44.22]Should I grass on him, report him to the Cardinal?[00:48.36]Or whether I should egg him on to turn professional?[00:52.89]If I dob on him they'll call him plastic scouser[00:56.13]But the only thing the Stripper Vicar wears is plastic trousers[01:00.96][Pre-Chorus][01:02.46]Mavis' opinion is all we really seek[01:09.60]Mavis' opinion is all we...[01:14.70][Chorus][01:15.09]Should we lie while he's still alive?[01:23.40]Should we lie while he's still alive?[01:32.46]'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it[01:36.57][Verse 3][01:38.04]Dear Mavis thought I'd follow up my letter[01:42.33]Drop a line about the fate of our poor vicar[01:46.68]Very tragically his time on Earth is ended[01:51.00]Found him gagged and bound in stockings and suspenders[01:55.32]Dear Mavis if you tell us what your thoughts are[01:58.71]And I hope that they're not biased 'cos you are the vicar's daughter[02:03.06][Pre-Chorus ][02:03.42]Mavis's opinion, all we really seek[02:11.94]Mavis's opinion, all we, should we...[02:16.26][Chorus][02:17.34]Should we lie now that he has died?[02:25.86]Should we lie now that he has died?[02:34.86]'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it[02:39.03][Bridge ][03:00.99]And we know him as our vicar[03:03.24]And by night a part-time stripper[03:05.40]And the vicar got suspended[03:07.56]In his stockings and suspenders[03:09.69]And he's making wine from water[03:11.76]While he dresses like his daughter[03:14.01]And we know that he's a rip off[03:16.08]'Cos we've seen him with his kit off[03:18.21][Chorus][03:18.48]Should we lie now that he has died?[03:26.16]Should we lie now that he has died?[03:35.13]'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it