It's Not Me, It's You (The Villains Lair) - PattyCake.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Layne Stein/Anthony Wakim
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Layne Stein/Anthony Wakim
[00:09.73]Across the sea in the Southern Isles
[00:12.21]The Westergaards live in exile
[00:14.85]Our fall from grace was a long way down
[00:17.17]So to make my mark
[00:18.35]I would need a crown
[00:19.84]I was 13th in line, so I had no shot
[00:22.37]But a princess bride
[00:23.83]Now there's a thought
[00:24.88]I had one chance
[00:26.18]I knew I couldn't fail
[00:27.49]So I set my sight on Arendelle
[00:30.13]Their queen to be was “Meh” and cold
[00:32.56]But her younger sister was cute
[00:34.41]Sold!
[00:35.12]We met, we clicked, we sang and danced
[00:37.55]Then I thought, “Hey Hans, now here's your chance”
[00:39.92]I popped the question and she said yes
[00:42.54]But now here's the part where it becomes a mess
[00:44.97]Our wedding date was set
[00:46.14]But then my bride takes off
[00:47.71]And when she comes back says, “Meet Kristoff!”
[00:50.22]She'd changed her mind although god knows why
[00:52.57]And I thought there goes my alibi
[00:55.21]Who dumps a prince?
[00:56.43]Sure, I'm insincere
[00:57.64]But for some random guy who talks to reindeer?
[01:00.40]Can't you hear my heart plea
[01:02.83]She can't see what we see
[01:05.34]It wasn't meant to be
[01:07.93]Maybe now he'll choose me
[01:09.68]No, me!
[01:10.46]After all you've been through
[01:12.97]She doesn't deserve you
[01:15.48]One thing that I know is true
[01:18.04]It's not me, it's you
[01:21.33]Ha!
[01:21.93]I mean did she think she was gonna do better than a prince?
[01:24.31]Well, mother says it's a sign of poor breeding
[01:26.97]When someone chooses a peasant
[01:28.85]Over someone with grace and poise.
[01:31.33]Yeah, which explains why no one wants you!
[01:33.08]You're just jealous
[01:33.92]Am not!
[01:34.44]Are too!
[01:34.99]Ladies, ladies, stop bickering
[01:37.13]and pay attention to more important things.
[01:39.12]Like me.
[01:40.53]In a quiet little village in the south of France
[01:43.11]I could make girls melt
[01:44.52]With a passing glance
[01:45.57]I had trophies on the wall
[01:46.93]From the wars I won
[01:48.23]And the windows afterwards
[01:49.44]Mhh, that was fun
[01:50.79]Everything was perfect in my perfect life
[01:53.12]But there was something missing
[01:54.24]And that was a wife
[01:55.86]She'd cook, she'd clean
[01:57.06]Be with the kids all day
[01:58.27]Then she'd call me perfect and do anything I say
[02:01.14]There was only one choice for my wife to be
[02:03.23]She was gorgeous and everyone in town agreed
[02:05.74]The only girl who didn't throw herself at me
[02:08.40]What would you call that?
[02:09.81]Dignity!
[02:11.09]I said, “Belle, good news! You're gonna be my bride
[02:13.44]It's your lucky day
[02:14.64]But there's one downside
[02:15.98]The entire town thinks your weird and strange
[02:18.54]But I've got it!
[02:19.45]All you have to do is change
[02:21.02]Everything about yourself
[02:22.30]Then the town won't talk
[02:23.55]‘Cause right now your friends are a candle and a clock”
[02:26.09]She turned me down ‘cause she disagreed
[02:28.52]Then she threw me out
[02:29.87]And said she'd rather read
[02:31.62]Can't you hear my heart plea
[02:33.69]She can't see what we see
[02:36.25]It wasn't meant to be
[02:38.81]Maybe now he'll choose me
[02:40.58]No, me!
[02:41.37]After all you've been through
[02:43.88]She doesn't deserve you
[02:46.36]One thing that I know is true
[02:48.89]It's not me, it's you
[02:52.34]She sounds like a monster.
[02:53.78]Ha! The monster is who she left me for.
[02:55.81]And you don't fall in love with monsters, you kill them!
[02:58.29]Yeah!
[02:59.08]So I got every villager with a torch and pitchfork
[03:02.00]To save her!
[03:02.55]Yeah!
[03:03.13]Which makes me a hero!
[03:04.33]I'm still the most admired man in the village.
[03:06.99]No! In all of France!
[03:08.01]Yeah!
[03:08.69]Women certainly do have a strange way
[03:10.60]Of showing their appreciation for their true heroes.
[03:15.88]Yeah.
[03:16.53]I always thought it best
[03:17.89]when I've had a choice
[03:19.04]that a women should be silent
[03:20.32]and have no voice
[03:21.54]when a maiden with a mind
[03:22.77]meets a man with power
[03:24.05]she must know her place
[03:25.17]or it all goes sour
[03:26.61]As man of wealth
[03:27.84]Influence
[03:28.70]Prestige
[03:29.20]Are we not all fine specimens
[03:31.34]Indeed!
[03:31.94]The think that love is blind
[03:33.09]And it can't be thought
[03:34.19]Yes, but that's a lesson
[03:35.52]And it can be taught
[03:36.85]Yeah, listen to the man and ignore the wife
[03:39.20]That's the only way for a happy life
[03:41.71]The choice is simple
[03:43.04]Choose me and thrive
[03:44.35]Or have it your way
[03:45.68]And be burned alive
[03:56.08]Well, well.
[03:57.98]What have we here?
[03:59.73]A gathering of men blaming a woman for all their woes.
[04:03.94]How...innovative.
[04:07.34]Once upon a time, a familiar story
[04:09.71]A desperate king needed fame and glory
[04:12.22]Had to be the hero for the world to see
[04:14.68]He may have fooled everyone
[04:15.88]But he didn't fool me
[04:17.18]No one ever asked how he got that crown
[04:19.74]Of the woman by his side
[04:20.92]As he pushed her down
[04:22.25]He would have to pay for his behavior
[04:24.89]A baby gift with a little flavor
[04:31.29]The difference between you and me
[04:33.80]Is now I'm living happily
[04:36.23]I can't say I'm sorry
[04:38.84]It just wasn't meant be
[04:40.51]Choose me!
[04:41.37]After all we've been through
[04:43.83]We can see a new view
[04:46.36]One thing now we know is true
[04:48.87]It's not me, it's not me
[04:51.20]It's
[04:54.36]How can it be me if the problem's
[04:56.58]You!