If U Can't Dance (Slide) - Will Smith.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Will Smith/Troy Johnson
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Will Smith/Troy Johnson
[00:00.00]Vocal：Will Smith/Nicole Scherzinger Of The *****cat Dol
[00:00.24][INTRO：]
[00:00.45]Yo! If you can't dance, its cool to get up now
[00:05.55]Usually, ya'll gotta sit on the side, but tonight, it's cool ...slide...
[00:08.55][CHORUS]
[00:08.94]If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby, left to right all night
[00:12.51]Slide that's all you gotta do... You can't dance then this is your jam, baby
[00:17.34]Left to right all night, slide, that's all you gotta do
[00:31.89]Now we all know the boy at the club, all liquored up,
[00:34.71]Boy with the bub tryin' to pick 'em up, wack dancing,
[00:37.59]'Wooking pa nub', shirt too bright, pants too tight
[00:40.29]Boy settle down
[00:41.37]Now I ain't just messing with you
[00:43.11]I got better things to do
[00:44.31]I'm trying to help, I got a lesson for you
[00:46.38]I know you do the best you could do
[00:47.79]Wanna get next to Boo, then the less you do the better
[00:50.73]Cause women equate dance with sex
[00:52.68]They gon' see you & be like, 'Next'!
[00:54.45]But you gon' be like, 'hold up Ma' ('Next!')
[00:56.85]But she gon' be like, uh huh, ('Next!')
[00:59.31]Now looka-here, rule #1, know ya name,
[01:02.07]if it ain't Usher, Justin or Hammer, then we can touch ya
[01:04.89]Rule #2, never do a dance you can't do, why stupid,
[01:08.40]Cause you can't do it
[01:09.24][CHORUS]
[01:28.71]So I'm up in my spot in Miami the other night, right
[01:30.96]& this Dude's out on the floor OD-ing, just way 'over-dancing'
[01:34.29]So his Mommy wanna holla at me
[01:37.38]She thought my name was Billy, I told her it was Willie
[01:39.75]She said she watch my TV show & I was very silly
[01:42.12]Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said, 'Really?'
[01:44.67]& judging from her t-shirt, I could tell that she was chilly
[01:46.89]So I gave her my sweater, she said her name was Etta
[01:49.17]She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta
[01:51.57]She said she was glad I met her, let's go somewhere together
[01:53.91]She said she'd ride in my car cause she knew that it was better
[01:56.22]The conversation cookin', attention getting' tookin'
[01:58.59]My Spidey senses tinglin', I felt somebody lookin'
[02:00.99]Now who this brotha lookin', & now he runnin', bookin'
[02:03.36]I'm mad I'm like a fisherman, I almost had my hook in
[02:05.73]I figured I should get up & quickly clear my head up,
[02:08.10]Cause Etta got a man & I'm feelin' kinda set-up
[02:10.38]Now Dude was really fed up & yo, he wouldn't let up
[02:12.84]Homey if I hit you, you might never ever get up
[02:15.18]Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn't handsome
[02:17.55]Comin' like Mel Gibson, like I had his girl for ransom
[02:20.07]Yo, Pedro wanna go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo... slide
[02:25.14][CHORUS]
[02:43.74]Now rule #3 is easy, please remember that you ain't on "Beat Street"
[02:48.15]Sweet feet, you ain't tryin' to win no TV, another dude did a move
[02:51.78]No need to out do it
[02:53.04]Rule #4, out on the floor, don't be doing moves that don't nobody do no more
[02:57.30]Draw too much attention to be adventurous out on the floor
[02:59.79]There's a reason that don't nobody do 'em no more, you feel me?
[03:02.79]This may be hilarious, but Rule #5 is serious, it's a shame that we have
[03:08.49]to discuss
[03:09.12]That there's no lip biting or pelvic thrusts
[03:11.52]I mean you think that move will put the sting on her,
[03:14.55]you too close, tryin' to put a ring on her?
[03:16.65]You don't know that girl, don't cling on her & don't put your thing on
[03:20.31]her...cool?!
[03:23.28][CHORUS]