[00:01.28]Sound of Music-MARIA[00:05.36]She climbs a tree[00:06.72]And scrapes her knee[00:08.06]Her dress has got a tear.[00:10.36]She waltzes on her way to mass[00:12.77]And whistles on the stair.[00:15.11]And underneath her wimpole[00:17.23]She has curlers in her hair![00:20.04]I even herad her singing in the abbey.[00:24.63]She's always late for chapel,[00:26.98]But her penitence is real.[00:29.68]She's always late for everything,[00:32.12]Except for every meal.[00:34.48]I hate to have to say it,[00:36.76]But I very firmly feel[00:39.47]Maria's not an asset to the abbey![00:44.39]I'd like to say a word in her behalf.[00:49.55]Maria makes me laugh![00:56.35]How do you solve a problem like Maria?[01:00.20]How do you catch a cloud and bring it down?[01:04.43]How do you find a word that means Maria?[01:08.45]A flibberti gibbet![01:09.47]A willo' the wisp![01:10.37]A clown![01:12.70]Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,[01:16.57]Many a thing she ought to understand.[01:20.56]But how do you make her stay[01:22.53]And listen to all you say,[01:24.73]How do you keep a wave upon the sand?[01:28.87]Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?[01:33.50]How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?[01:45.72]When I'm dazed and confused,[01:47.37]Out of focus and bemused,[01:49.10]And I never know exactly where I am.[01:52.99]Unpredictable as weather,[01:54.67]She's as flighty as a feather,[01:56.58]She's a darling,[01:57.55]She's a demon,[01:58.60]She's a lamb.[02:00.70]She'd out-pester any pest,[02:02.40]Drive a hornet from his nest,[02:04.12]She could throw a whirling dervish Out of whirl.[02:08.05]She is gentle,[02:08.95]She is wild,[02:09.98]She's a riddle.[02:10.83]She's a child.[02:11.92]She's a headache![02:13.31]She's an angel![02:15.49]She's a girl.[02:19.94]How do you solve a problem like Maria?[02:23.69]How do you catch a clown and pin it down?[02:27.58]How do you find a word that means Maria?[02:31.60]A flibberti gibbet![02:32.52]A willo' the wisp![02:33.65]A clown![02:35.74]Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,[02:39.82]Many a thing she ought to understand.[02:44.30]But how do you make her say,[02:45.87]And listen to all you say?[02:48.04]How do you keep a wave upon the sand?[02:51.69]Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?[03:00.44]How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?