[00:00.000] 作曲 : Irving Berlin[00:04.188]Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything Better than you.[00:09.191]No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can![00:15.182]Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.[00:19.932]No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am. Yes, I am![00:25.689]I can make FNAF songs, with purple man sing along[00:28.442]I can make originals, that don’t perform as critical[00:31.192]I can live on Babybel Cheese. And only on that?[00:34.687]Yes. So can a rat! Any note you can reach I can go higher.[00:39.192]I can sing anything higher than you.[00:41.934]No, you can't. (High) Yes, I can. (Higher)[00:43.685]No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher)[00:44.441]No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher)[00:45.939]No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher)[00:47.192]No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I CAN! (Highest)[00:58.942]Anything you can say I can say softer. I can say anything softer than you.[01:03.935]No, you can't. (Softly) Yes, I can. (Softer)[01:05.187]No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer)[01:06.942]No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume)[01:09.944]I can make a Meme look better than it seems. I can do it quicker And get even sicker![01:14.941]I can take a whole fanbase. Without bein' caught?[01:18.935]Sure. That's what I thought-- you crook![01:20.944]Any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note Longer than you.[01:25.438]No, you can't. Yes, I can[01:26.935]No, you can't. Yes, I can[01:28.628]No, you can't. Yes, I can Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T-- CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)[01:52.052]Anything you say I can say faster. I can say anything Faster than you.[01:55.059]No, you can't. (Fast) Yes, I can. (Faster)[01:56.303]No, you can't. (Faster) Yes, I can. (Faster)[01:57.301]No you can't. (Faster) Yes I can! (Fastest)[02:00.746]I can jump a hype train. But I have a bigger brain.[02:03.253]I’m a trend setter. But I can sing it better![02:06.249]I can do most anything! Can you find love? No. Neither can I.[02:11.752]Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything Sweeter than you.[02:17.997]No, you can't. (Sweetly) Yes, I can. (Sweeter)[02:25.497]No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter)