Phoenix Wright Vs. Professor Layton - VideoGameRapBattles.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Cameron Greely/Daniel Rustage
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Daniel Rustage/VideoGameRapBattles/Cameron Greely
[00:03.614]Video Game Rap Battle！
[00:06.482]Player one
[00:07.914]Phoniex Wright
[00:09.353]Player Two
[00:10.788]Preofessor Layton
[00:12.223]Fight!!
[00:12.795]Time to show a heartless sham
[00:14.807]Who passed the bar exam
[00:15.951]Hold it!
[00:16.813]If you wanna battle it's a gamble like poker
[00:18.247]I am undefeated and we don't play Jokers
[00:19.684]You spit tough?I call your bluff and come AT-YOU
[00:22.266]A sneeze'll be enough
[00:23.125]It's over watch your shoulder
[00:24.415]Keep your loved ones close or boom
[00:25.561]The bombs I throw explode
[00:26.996]To take another girl away from you
[00:28.720]From the way you're dressed Layton
[00:29.579]I profess that
[00:30.440]You don't know how to handle suits
[00:32.160]Well I'm the lawyer keepin'you
[00:33.595]From teachin' Luke your specter flute
[00:35.316]Hershel If that is your name
[00:36.750]OH wait it ain't you're just a fake
[00:38.471]You took that from your brother
[00:39.904]while he suffed with no guilt or pain
[00:41.629]The defendant is insane in the brain
[00:43.634]And that's no lie
[00:44.781]Tryna beat this when I'm heat as a phoenix
[00:46.792]I'm so fly
[00:47.939]He be grooming teens identity thieving
[00:49.948]For those crimes
[00:51.527]I won't give in till we stick him in prison
[00:53.249]That's for life
[00:54.683]You're up agsinst a gentleman
[00:56.120]In this foray with words
[00:57.552]You're absurd
[00:58.414]Boast achievements that you haven't even earned
[01:00.710]Won't be rising from the ashes
[01:02.145]When my prose will leave you burned
[01:03.865]Call it a turnabout
[01:05.298]'Cause lyrically I flipped the bird!
[01:07.308]Coming to battles
[01:08.172]I'm training with weaponry
[01:09.031]You do not want to parlay
[01:10.179]AY
[01:10.464]'Caues for a lawyer
[01:11.320]You're pretty defenseless
[01:12.179]When you're getting beaten and tazed
[01:13.610]I'm amazed
[01:14.468]You take the credit
[01:15.330]When your mentor did your work for you
[01:16.765]She died but she still held your hand
[01:18.486]I ber she wrote your lyrics too
[01:20.211]Don't talk about girls
[01:21.074]When your only love lied and then went
[01:21.647]And framed you for a crime
[01:23.366]Threatening women?
[01:24.223]Oh phoenix there's reasons why
[01:24.796]You're still a virgin at 35
[01:26.518]All objections oberruled
[01:27.952]Your games are barely challenging
[01:29.676]When I'm through with you
[01:30.537]You'll be the one that Maya's channeling
[01:33.013]I bury archaeologists make you a piece of history
[01:36.173]Did they do that to Layton 7?
[01:37.606]That's a cheerful mystery
[01:39.508]Makes sense a "flawless"charater
[01:40.939]would drop a verse so bland
[01:42.375]Your honor
[01:42.663]I would like to call
[01:43.808]A Mary Sue to take the stand
[01:47.321]Resort to tropes,Mr. Wright
[01:47.608]It's why you're second best
[01:48.754]When you act just like your partener
[01:50.472]A damsel in distress
[01:52.191]My assistant Luke is useful
[01:53.626]Can call him a keen observer
[01:55.523]Whilst Maya's Kidnapped twice
[01:56.667]And three times been framed for murder
[01:58.817]Your riddles are nothing to cases I'm closin'
[02:00.253]I'll never be playin' your game
[02:01.113]AY
[02:01.687]'Cause the only puzzle I'm facing is
[02:03.412]"Why add a story mode into brain age?"
[02:05.134]Come on,you're bluffing
[02:05.708]Your rapping is nothing
[02:06.568]But padding and evidence forged
[02:08.364]You can't afford to lose,this isn't a battle
[02:10.086]It's more an autopsy report
[02:11.523]To that I sayObjection!
[02:12.953]You're my copy to the end
[02:14.388]Don't step too close to what i spit
[02:16.112]You'll turn to gold again
[02:17.836]I solved the puzzle into
[02:19.269]Why you're such a crooked sleuth
[02:20.707]A shady lawyer who refused
[02:22.434]To tell trucy the truth