Pony Therapy - BlueBrony/MathematicPony.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Patrick Chester/Elyse Shackleton
[00:00.723] 作曲 : Patrick Chester/Elyse Shackleton
[00:01.447]"Hey, do you have a second?"
[00:03.339]"Yeah, sure! Why the long face?"
[00:05.711]"Lately, I’ve just been feeling a little...blue"
[00:09.469]"Ah, I understand, and I think I’ve got just the solution for you..."
[00:14.357]
[00:16.260]Hello, good day
[00:17.781]I’m right as rain
[00:19.131]From the Cloudsdale factory
[00:20.516]Where rainbows taste like cake
[00:22.010](“and nothing bad happens!”)
[00:22.633]
[00:23.658]Ta-Ta farewell
[00:24.647]I’m feelin’ swell
[00:25.830]When I’m seeing pastel
[00:27.497]Equines ride on skates
[00:28.822](“how did I get these on?”)
[00:29.956]
[00:30.089]Yee haw, Yippee
[00:31.340]I’m finally free
[00:32.555]From the woes of
[00:33.660]Mere humanity
[00:35.435]
[00:36.423]And for everything else
[00:38.173]There’s just one thing we need
[00:40.061]It’s Pony Ther-a-py!
[00:43.781]
[00:44.202]
[00:45.930]Hola, good morn’
[00:46.788]Sad thoughts transform
[00:48.065]Into cotton candy
[00:49.625]Clouds with chocolate rain
[00:51.025](“Chocolate Rain!”)
[00:52.377]
[00:52.541]Good afternoon
[00:53.657]I’m gonna swoon
[00:54.899]When I see the sheriff’s
[00:56.491]Calendar display
[00:57.895](“and a paid-off mortgage!”)
[00:59.178]
[00:59.315]Bonjour, good eve’
[01:00.616]I’ll finally leave
[01:01.775]Behind all this
[01:02.989]Drab reality
[01:04.730]
[01:05.705]And for everything else
[01:07.319]There’s just one thing we need
[01:08.971]It’s Pony Ther-a-py!
[01:12.886]
[01:13.222]
[01:15.452]“Now here in Pony Therapy, everyone is encouraged to share your struggles and help each other”
[01:21.074]
[01:21.761]“ok, um, I’m sad and lonely!”
[01:23.995]
[01:25.172]“I have crippling anxiety!”
[01:27.398]
[01:28.430]I haven’t showered in a THOUSAND YEARS!
[01:34.249]
[01:35.672]“jeez, luna!” (noises of disgust)
[01:37.892]
[01:38.253]
[01:38.453]It’s ponies
[01:39.648]They’ll always brighten your day
[01:41.304]It’s ponies
[01:42.841]They eat their burgers with hay
[01:44.731]It’s ponies
[01:46.457]They’ll chase the jinxies away
[01:48.547]I pinkie promise you’ll be fine!
[01:50.215](“stick a cupcake in my eye!”)
[01:52.142]
[01:52.324]It’s ponies
[01:53.343]They put a smile on your face
[01:54.968]It’s ponies
[01:56.435]Controlling weather and space
[01:58.447]
[01:59.033]And for everything else
[02:00.157]Give a pipp-pipp-hooray!
[02:01.965]For Pony Ther-a-pay!
[02:05.039]
[02:06.450]
[02:07.791]And sometimes these problems are big ones
[02:11.238]Like enslaving an entire kingdom
[02:13.719]("Gak is back!")
[02:14.675]Or impersonating a monarch
[02:18.132]Or growing yourself a fake goat beard
[02:20.707]("Well I thought I looked pretty good!")
[02:21.558]
[02:22.122]But sometimes it’s just kleptomania
[02:24.591]("I didn’t put those in my bag!")
[02:25.998]Or a tiny little brat that’s betrayin’ ya
[02:28.394]("I’m ADORABLE!")
[02:29.082]
[02:29.798]Regardless of problem
[02:31.347]I know it can solve ‘em
[02:33.493]Licensed by boards and
[02:35.377]By medical authority
[02:37.534]Have some pony ther-a-py
[02:42.947]
[02:44.280]
[02:47.452]It’s ponies
[02:49.442]They’ll always brighten your day
[02:52.043]It’s ponies
[02:53.973]They’ll shoot ya with a friendship ray
[02:56.702]It’s ponies
[02:58.780]They sometimes sing like Broadway
[03:01.441]A Unicycled work of art
[03:03.259](“we’ll do our part- hoof to heart!”)
[03:04.678]
[03:04.872]It’s ponies
[03:06.190]They put a smile on your face
[03:07.948]It’s ponies
[03:09.600]They’re in a magical place
[03:10.770]
[03:11.432]And for everything else
[03:13.697]("And I mean everything!")
[03:15.239]There’s just one thing we need
[03:16.671](“C’mon sing it with me!”)
[03:18.722]It’s Pony Ther-a-pay!