Axolotls Party Hard - Dan Bull.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Dan Bull
[00:04.104]Right, you kids, time to employ heuristics
[00:06.308]Who's this? That could be blue or leucistic
[00:08.340]Wild, gold, or cyan, yeah, you guessed it
[00:10.468]Not a fish, not a frog, I’m a true misfit
[00:12.505]Hi, my name's Axel, I'm an axolotl
[00:14.527]And I came to party, so pass the bottle
[00:16.636]It’s not alcoholic, nah, that's just hot sauce
[00:18.602]I pronounce "chipotle" as "chipottle"
[00:20.927]Sh*t's gettin' fiery, dear diary
[00:23.053]When I die, remember, I did it my way
[00:25.159]Never dry, never anything but lively
[00:27.130]Livin' life as if every night was a Friday
[00:31.430]So allow me to posit a rhetorical question for your consideration
[00:33.404](Who likes to party?) Axolotls
[00:35.540]We 'bout to get wеt, best pack your goggles
[00:37.653](Who likes to party?) Axolotls
[00:39.720]Lеave your gaff lookin' like you had your flat remodelled
[00:43.785]Axolotls party hard, it can get naughty
[00:46.649]Clap your hands and rock your body
[00:48.023]Or I'll smack your botty
[00:50.014]Spottin’ axolotls is addictive, a little bit
[00:52.260]Lookin’ like I crossed Pickle Rick with a Stickle Brick
[00:54.272]Got a lot of kids, don't know which is legitimate
[00:56.481]Strict with the discipline, kick it in, you little sh**
[00:58.236]If I had hips, then I’d wiggle 'em quick
[01:00.234]Puttin' the twitch through your bits like a silicon chip
[01:02.323]Hittin' the strip club, givin’ 'em the minimum tip
[01:04.651]And then I drink like a fish 'til I'm visibly pissed, huh
[01:09.033]So allow me to posit a rhetorical question for your consideration
[01:10.892](Who likes to party?) Axolotls
[01:13.050]My rap sheet reads like an actual novel
[01:15.066](Who likes to party?) Axolotls
[01:17.224]Don't do **** though, I lack the nostrils
[01:21.314]Axolotls party hard, it can get naughty
[01:24.444]Clap your hands and rock your body
[01:25.688]Or I'll smack your botty
[01:27.698]Bloody cute, but a ruthless predator
[01:29.720]Do fish neat, don't use chips, vinegar
[01:31.027]Or anything to spoil the taste
[01:33.723]Enjoy all the scales and oil, their tails, I bite 'em while they flail, ay
[01:35.150]A bucket of fish is **** delicious
[01:37.641]I tuck in and finish, under a minute, chuck us another again
[01:38.978]I'm bettin' you couldn't do that
[01:39.991]Man, I bet your impressed
[01:41.854]Nevertheless, it's you that is keepin' us as a pet
[01:44.027]Which colour pet'll you get? It's a fluorescent roulette
[01:45.415]Because there's several sets of different visual effects
[01:48.305]It's like a discotheque has just risen from the depths
[01:50.234]And your ship's all wet, so best hit the deck
[01:51.304]Aboard the dancefloor
[01:52.407]Strut, what you reckon the plank's for?
[01:55.187]Move that junk back and forth, up and down like a band saw
[01:56.795]And keep it clappin' 'til your hands raw
[01:58.829]When I splash, I'ma smash deeper than the FNaF lore
[02:00.944]Cineaste, not gettin' critiqued by Peter Bradshaw
[02:02.914]It's in the ass, PG euphemism would be "Back door"
[02:05.207]Advertiser friendly? Or am I already blackballed?
[02:07.521]Please don't demonetise, I'm an ad whore
[02:15.949]Accept readily the divisive reductive labels that society forces on you with such relish that society comes to regret it
[02:17.798](Who likes to party?) Axolotls
[02:19.763]More inappropriate than wheelchair ramps with cobbles
[02:20.902](Who likes to party?) Axolotls
[02:23.985]So give us a clap like a backstreet brothel
[02:26.215](Who likes to party?) Axolotls
[02:28.149]Plough an old bird like a pterodactyl fossil
[02:30.265](Who likes to party?) Axolotls
[02:32.308]Look out for the blue ones, dog attacks and waffles
[02:36.555]Axolotls party hard, it can get naughty
[02:39.614]Clap your hands and rock your body