[00:00.00] 作曲 : Hoyt Axton/D Jackson[00:10.19]A lady that I know[00:11.48]just came from Columbia[00:14.16]She smiled because I did not understand[00:18.13]Then she held out[00:19.56]some marijuani ha-ha[00:21.98]She said it was the best in all the land[00:25.70]And I said:[00:26.51]No no no no, I don't smoke it no more[00:30.18]I'm tired of waking up on the floor[00:34.49]No, thank you, please,[00:35.79]It only makes me sneeze[00:38.34]then it makes it hard to find the door[00:41.26][00:44.43]A woman that I know[00:45.77]just came from Majorca Spain[00:48.46]She smiled because I did not understand[00:52.68]Then she held out[00:53.85]a 10 pound bag of C*****e[00:56.47]She said it was the finest in the land[01:00.34]And I said:[01:00.59]No no no no, I don't sniff it no more[01:04.56]I'm tired of waking up on the floor[01:08.29]No, thank you, please,[01:10.15]It only makes me sneeze[01:12.64]Then it makes it hard to find the door[01:16.77]hay, hay, hay, hay....[01:25.21]hay, hay, hay, hay....[01:32.79]---[01:34.53]A man I know[01:35.96]just came from Nashville Tennessee oh[01:38.96]He smiled because I did not understand[01:43.25]Then he held out[01:44.02]some moonshine whiskey oh-ho[01:46.91]He said it was the best in all the land[01:50.73]And I said:[01:51.53]No no no no, I don't drink it no more[01:55.20]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor[01:59.30]No, thank you, please,[02:00.68]It only makes me sneeze[02:03.28]And then it makes it hard to find the door[02:06.02][02:06.77]And I said:[02:07.69]No no no no, I can't take it no more[02:11.30]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor[02:15.47]No, thank you, please,[02:17.08]It only makes me sneeze[02:19.31]And then it makes it hard to find the door