We Will All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer.mp3

[00:07.791]When you attend a funeral
[00:10.393]It is sad to think that sooner or
[00:13.120]Later those you love will do the same for you
[00:19.458]And you may have thought it tragic
[00:21.971]Not to mention other adjec-
[00:24.296]Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do
[00:26.951]But don't you worry
[00:29.062]No more ashes, no more sackcloth
[00:31.279]And an armband made of black cloth
[00:33.434]Will some day never more adorn a sleeve
[00:38.020]For if the bomb that drops on you
[00:41.545]Gets your friends and neighbors too
[00:46.147]There'll be nobody left behind to grieve
[00:50.199]And we will all go together when we go
[00:55.105]What a comforting fact that is to know
[00:59.372]Universal bereavement
[01:01.572]An inspiring achievement
[01:03.654]Yes, we all will go together when we go
[01:07.428]We all will go together when we go
[01:11.560]All suffuse with an incandescent glow
[01:15.435]No one will have the endurance
[01:17.807]To collect on his insurance
[01:19.770]Lloyd's of london will be loaded when they go
[01:23.920]Oh we will all fry together when we fry
[01:27.877]We'll be french fried potatoes by and by
[01:31.994]There will be no more misery
[01:34.120]When the world is our rotisserie,
[01:36.234]Yes, we will all fry together when we fry
[01:40.085]Down by the old maelstrom
[01:47.859]There'll be a storm before the calm
[01:53.063]And we will all bake together when we bake
[01:58.505]There'll be nobody present at the wake
[02:02.630]With complete participation
[02:04.909]In that grand incineration
[02:06.832]Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak
[02:10.580]Oh we will all char together when we char
[02:14.623]And let there be no moaning of the bar
[02:18.445]Just sing out a te deum
[02:20.515]When you see that i.c.b.m.
[02:22.706]And the party will be "come as you are."
[02:26.740]Oh we will all burn together when we burn
[02:30.865]There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn
[02:34.839]When it's time for the fallou
[02:36.971]And saint peter calls us all out
[02:38.885]We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn
[02:43.964]You will all go directly to your respective valhallas
[02:48.961]Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dolla's
[02:55.022]And we will all go together when we go
[03:00.372]Ev'ry hottenhot and ev'ry eskimo
[03:04.487]When the air becomes uranious
[03:07.706]And we will all go simultaneous
[03:11.411]Yes we all will go together
[03:13.891]When we all go together
[03:15.291]Yes we all will go together when we go