[00:00.00] 作词 : Fred Ebb[00:01.00] 作曲 : John Kander[00:02.90]When you feel you've gone to hell in a hand basket[00:09.79]And the world in which you dwell's no paradise[00:15.29]I've some counsel I can give[00:17.76]You need but ask it[00:20.16]I'm so very glad to share this good advice[00:31.93]You've got to learn[00:32.61]How not to be where you are[00:36.45]The more you face reality, the more you scar[00:41.29]So close your eyes and you'll become a movie star[00:46.49]Why must you stay where you are?[00:56.18]You've got to learn[00:57.12]How not to see what you've seen[01:00.95]The slice of hell you call your life[01:03.58]Is harsh and mean[01:05.88]So why not lie beside me on a movie screen[01:10.88]Why must you see what you've seen?[01:15.64]And if you find that you land in jail[01:18.08]A little fantasy will not fail[01:20.61]It's just as simple as ABC[01:23.58]Come up here, play with me, play with me![01:33.28]You've got to learn[01:34.17]How not to do what you've done[01:37.98]The pistol shot can't kill if you unload the gun[01:43.06]So build a palace where you're the shah[01:45.53]And we'll embrace in that Shangri-La[01:48.02]If you run away, some matinee[01:53.08]From where you are[02:05.39]You've got to learn[02:06.25]How not to be where you are[02:10.08]The more you face reality, the more you scar[02:14.98]So close your eyes and you'll become a movie star[02:20.23]Why must you stay where you are?[02:34.68]So why not lie beside me on a movie screen[02:39.89]Why must you see what you've seen?[02:44.48]And if you find that you land in jail[02:46.94]A little fantasy will not fail[02:49.32]It's just as simple as ABC[02:52.10]Come up here, play with me, play with me![03:01.81]You've got to learn[03:02.52]How not to do what you've done[03:06.28]The pistol shot can't kill if you unload the gun[03:11.26]So build a palace where you're the shah[03:13.82]And we'll embrace in that Shangri-La[03:16.39]If you run away, some matinee[03:21.18]From where you are[03:59.62]And if you find that you land in jail[04:04.45]A little fantasy will not fail[04:08.82]It's just as simple as ABC[04:14.01]Come up here, play with me, play with me![04:26.26]Turn off the lights and turn on your mind[04:31.87]And I can promise you you will find[04:37.53]You will like my plan[04:42.88]My sweetest fan[04:47.46]My leading man[04:52.51]Anywhere you are!