[00:15.80]Oh it started long ago[00:19.6]With Jesus and the pharisees[00:24.47]Straw will spin itself to gold[00:27.14]Foretold in all the prophecies[00:32.13]You can't stop this oh oh[00:36.70]Try to top this oh oh[00:40.35]The beard will come to be revered[00:43.38]And feared throughout the galaxy[00:48.19]A symbol of age and wisdom[00:50.99]The beard has long been dominated by the male of the species[00:54.62]But we welcome a new age[00:56.50]Wherein this power can be wielded by the masculine or the feminine[01:00.29]Man or woman or[01:04.45]Beard[01:07.50]Feel the beard[01:11.58]The power of the beard[01:16.06]Glory to the beard beard beard[01:20.26]Blessed be the[01:29.10]Oh it's taking all control[01:31.63]This feeling's got a hold on me[01:36.57]So why this freedom in my mind[01:39.44]This all consuming ecstasy[01:44.46]Come and take me oh oh[01:49.8]Scratch and scrape me oh oh[01:52.90]The beard may it never be sheared[01:55.93]Possess me for eternity[02:00.84]Now is the moment we come together as one[02:04.13]Once fragmented we stand united[02:06.85]From the soil of our fears to the fruits of our enlightenment[02:10.29]Through our darkest oppression we find our ultimate liberation[02:14.69]Long live the[02:16.90]Beard[02:20.98]Feel the beard[02:24.24]The power of the beard[02:28.55]Glory to the beard beard beard[02:33.01]Blessed be the[02:34.30]Beard beard beard beard beard