The Arch-Illager - Dan Bull.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Dan Bull
[00:10.293] I was born into a cruel and unforgiving
[00:14.405] Nasty world that didn't want me
[00:17.008] They rejected, disrespected, scorned
[00:20.607] And shunned me, cold and hungry
[00:22.683] All I wanted was some company to be comfy
[00:25.246] But to put it bluntly they were being a bunch
[00:27.596] Of considerably rude neighbours, so I gave up
[00:29.911] Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look
[00:33.029] The doorway yawned awake slowly
[00:35.093] I wasn't brave normally
[00:36.391] But a strange force was calling me
[00:38.202] And so with flaming torch in hand
[00:40.025] I made my way forward, though those serrated
[00:42.127] Corners on the boulders made it awkward
[00:43.945] I gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance
[00:46.596] I saw what lay before me, it was called the orb of dominance
[00:49.199] It held sway over my thoughts, I gained confidence
[00:51.791] 'Til at once the commoners no longer had my tolerance
[00:54.679] I'm a small illager, the littlest around
[00:57.018] But now I've got a feeling I'm gonna be well-endowed
[00:59.623] I'm a small illager, my will it stands proud
[01:01.963] Growing 'til I fit the throne so hand me the crown
[01:05.299] Now bow down, show me the top of your head
[01:07.891] Hey, I said bow down, else I'll be dropping you dead
[01:10.257] I'm the arch-illager and I will pillage your village
[01:13.341] Until you give in so run, you can't win
[01:16.192] If you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass
[01:18.537] I see you haven't any heating, I can provide that
[01:21.379] No need to thank me, here's a torch completely free of charge
[01:24.215] I'll leave your family tree scorched, slashed with lethal steel shards
[01:27.071] Oh, I see you're planning a resistance
[01:28.866] If you're going to lead the charge
[01:30.164] Be advised, objects in your rearview appear large
[01:32.768] Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions
[01:35.366] 'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion
[01:38.175] So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom
[01:40.765] I'm your new government coming for more than just your income
[01:43.616] You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers
[01:45.965] It's never gonna bother me, my friend, so don't pretend it does
[01:49.095] I'm the arch-illager, now come on down
[01:51.429] Down into my dungeon, have a look around
[01:54.265] I'm the arch-illager living in a cave
[01:56.835] And having a party while keeping villagers enslaved
[01:59.930] Now come on down, down, come on quicker
[02:02.540] Chop chop, come on down, down some hard liquor
[02:05.109] I am the arch-illager, handle my business
[02:07.682] Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors
[02:11.061] Look at you and your gang, you couldn't be more villainous
[02:13.373] Forcing my hand, you're gonna be all prisoners
[02:15.995] No forgiveness, I'm sending in my skeletons
[02:18.839] In regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance
[02:21.955] Repelling your torches, enemy forces
[02:22.969] Making me nauseous, better be cautious
[02:24.517] Or you'll be left on the edge of a
[02:25.548] Tall cliff, awkward, better restore quick
[02:27.374] Then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent
[02:29.695] Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions
[02:32.832] I'm the arch-illager, thank you for coming down
[02:35.157] Now make yourself comfortable, have a look around
[02:37.765] I'm the arch-illager, catching you unaware
[02:40.329] If you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met
[02:43.441] So glad you came down, down, summoned to my lair
[02:46.030] There now, what's the matter chuck? You look a little scared
[02:48.632] I'm the arch-illager and I warned ya
[02:51.485] That if you didn't give up then I'd have to confiscate your head
[02:54.568] Yeah I'm not to be messed with mate
[02:57.182] I may be small, but I'm kind of a big deal
[03:05.761] So my suggestion, should you wish to heed it
[03:09.632] And I strongly advise that you do
[03:13.816] Is to bugger off