[00:02.923]MARVIN: Well, the situation's this[00:04.690]I do not wish to a offend[00:07.800]I divorced my wife[00:08.800]I left my child[00:10.539]And I ran off with a friend[00:13.316]But I want a tight-knit family[00:16.740]I want a group that harmonizes[00:19.754]I want my wife and kid and friend[00:22.950]To pretend time will mend[00:26.347]Our pain[00:28.459]So it's 1979[00:30.053]And we don't go by the book[00:32.818]We all eat as one-[00:34.150]Wife, friend, and son-[00:35.802]And I sing out as they cook[00:39.350]I love my tight-knit family[00:42.161]I love the way they cook linguine[00:45.014]Isn't great? We're all so swell[00:48.058]Such a dear clientele.[00:51.122]I swear we're gonna come through it.[00:56.665]I fear we'll probably fight,[01:02.479]But nothing's impossible[01:04.035]Live by your wit-[01:05.267]Kid, wife, and lover will have to admit[01:07.941]I was right[01:09.047]I cushioned the fall[01:11.707]I want it all[01:15.224]I want it all[01:18.992]I want it...[01:23.853]I want it all-[01:29.218]MENDEL: Sit down, my dear[01:31.649]I hear you have a problem[01:34.596]I'm sure you're not disgusting or indiscreet[01:39.298]Take a load off your feet.[01:41.430]TRINA: Thank you.[01:45.612]MENDEL: Happy or sad?[01:47.352]TRINA:Well...[01:47.746]MENDEL: That's a question with no answer.[01:50.529]Let's no discuss the wheather; let's face the facts.[01:54.904]Mavin's wife must relax[01:56.657]TRINA: Love isn't sex[01:58.577]That's a thing my husband once told me[02:00.810]Marvin, my ex-[02:03.309]You've seen him for years-[02:05.398]Told me over the phone to tell you my fears[02:10.042]Do you only treat queers?[02:13.105]MENDEL: Uh, no. Breathe deep, my dear[02:17.833]You'll find me understanding[02:20.832]Your pain is a priori[02:23.672]Unfold you untold story[02:27.842]Now to break bread[02:29.250]Loosen your glands[02:31.441]Put your head in my hands[02:33.667]TRINA: I'm everything he wanted[02:38.654]It's time I put it all together[02:43.189]The date was set[02:45.397]My father let me marry[02:49.949]I married. I...[02:53.527]Then Marvin came from work[02:55.067]Sat me down on the bed[02:56.929]He told me how he loved me, how he needed and or valued me[02:59.561]I have... ( MENDEL: What? )[03:00.935]MARVIN AND TRINA/TRINA:Syphilis./He said. ( MENDEL: Good. )[03:01.512]TRINA: I have... ( MENDEL: Yes? )[03:02.888]MARVIN AND TRINA/TRINA: Syphilis./It's true. ( MENDEL: Good. )[03:03.652]TRINA: I had something rotten which appears though now it's well forgotten[03:05.812]MARVIN: Maybe, darling, so do you[03:07.600]TRINA: Maybe, darling, so do you[03:11.641]TRINA: I am probably diseased... ( MENDEL: You're a lovely girl. )[03:14.126]TRINA: And so easily appeased. ( MENDEL: What a lovely girl. Though she's probably diseased. )[03:17.547]TRINA: He took pains to not excite us[03:19.406]He explains I've...[03:20.806]MARVIN AND TRINA/TRINA: Hepatitis/Too[03:23.135]MARVIN, JASON, AND WHIZZER: Hepa hepa hepatitis hepatitis hepatitis[03:25.694]MENDEL: Love is blind[03:29.590]Love can tell a million stories[03:33.500]Love's unkind[03:37.511]Spiteful in a million ways[03:40.667]TRINA: Then I stayed home from work[03:42.440]Took good care of my men[03:44.177]They faked despair; they wet their bed; they combed their hair; they acted dead[03:46.496]One said... ( MENDEL: Yes? )[03:47.784]JASON: Daddy is a *****. ( MENDEL: What? )[03:49.035]TRINA: He said...( MENDEL: Yes?)[03:49.913]JASON: Daddy isn't mine! ( MENDEL: Good. )[03:50.741]TRINA: He filled my coats with candies and notes, with 'Will you be my valentine'?[03:54.410]MARVIN: (To Whizzer) Will you be my valentine?[03:58.852]TRINA: This gets harder to believe... ( MENDEL: You're a damaged girl.)[04:00.935]TRINA: I've a scalpel up my sleeve. ( OTHERS: What a damaged girl. )[04:03.197]MENDEL: Do not ever slit your wrists[04:04.165]TRINA: I've missed him, he's still missing[04:06.561]Don't make noise, but daddy's kissing-[04:09.660]BOYS![04:10.831]ALL: Petty, petty, petty, petty[04:12.502]MENDEL AND TRINA: Love is blind[04:16.250]Love can tell a million stories[04:20.620]Love's unkind[04:24.750]Spiteful in a million ways[04:29.196]ALL: Love is blind[04:32.911]Love can tell a million stories[04:37.484]Love's unkind[04:41.327]Spiteful in a million ways[04:45.190]MARVIN/ OTHERS:Love is crazy/ Love-[04:46.691]Love is often boring[04:47.484]Love stinks/ Love-[04:48.420]Love is pretty often debris[04:50.420]When you find/ Love-[04:51.000]What you find[04:51.855]Then never, never, never, never, never/ Love-[04:53.523]Do it over again[04:54.640]Love reads like a bad biography/ Love-[04:56.009]All the names are changed to protect the innocent/ Love-[04:58.230]ALL: Love is blind[05:02.619]MENDEL: My name is Mendel[05:05.955]I treat her husband[05:08.624]I think she's very insecure[05:12.181]But so am I[05:16.602]I've never married[05:18.817]Work, work is my passion[05:23.025]Or perhaps that's an alibi[05:26.692]MARVIN: Yeah, perhaps it is.[05:29.318]MENDEL: I don't care to discuss it.[05:31.667]I think she's charming[05:34.362]I think she's needy[05:37.554]In just five sessions on my couch[05:40.809]She'll be like new[05:44.730]OTHERS: His name is Mendel- ( WHIZZER: Ah-ah- )[05:50.279]MENDEL: Return next Friday[05:54.609]I admit I admire you