[00:00.00] 作词 : Al Yankovic[00:01.00] 作曲 : Billy Steinberg/Tom Kelly[00:11.06]I finally made it through med school[00:14.70]Somehow i made it through[00:19.45]I'm just an intern[00:21.05]I still make a mistake or two[00:26.24]I was last in my class[00:29.97]Barely passsed at the institute[00:33.90]Now i'm trying to avoid, yah i'm trying to avoid[00:40.93]A malpractise suit[00:44.81]Hey, like a surgeon[00:48.70]Cuttin' for the very first time[00:52.78]Like a surgeon[00:56.71]Organ transplants are my line[01:00.36]Better give me all your gause nurse[01:04.14]This patient's fading fast[01:08.62]Complications have set in[01:11.65]Don't know how long he'll last[01:15.60]Let me see, that i.v.[01:19.33]Here we go - time to operate[01:23.12]I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out[01:30.09]And see what he ate[01:34.49]Like a surgeon, hey[01:37.78]Cuttin' for the very first time[01:42.06]Like a surgeon[01:45.84]Here's a waiver for you to sign[01:53.44]Woe, woe, woe[02:04.83]It's a fact - i'm a quack[02:08.58]The disgrace of the a.m.a.[02:12.56]'cause my patients die, yah my patients die[02:19.47]Before they can pay[02:23.76]Like a surgeon, hey[02:27.17]Cuttin' for the very first time[02:31.35]Like a surgeon[02:35.14]Got your kidneys on my mind[02:39.08]Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon[02:45.35]When i reach inside[02:48.84]With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors[02:54.41]Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh[03:05.43]Ooh baby, yah[03:09.01]I can hear your heartbeat[03:13.39]For the very last time