[00:00.000] 作词 : Seth MacFarlane/Walter Anthony Murphy[00:01.000] 作曲 : Seth MacFarlane/Walter Anthony Murphy[00:03.441]You've got to look your best tonight[00:05.605]you tubby little parasite[00:07.396]'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting fot you[00:11.135]And though her pretty face may seem[00:12.987]a special person's wettest dream[00:14.784]before you get to see it there are things you must to do[00:18.426]We'll try[00:19.389]a tie[00:20.215]and boutonniere of yellow[00:22.031]or a rose[00:23.056]that shows[00:23.999]that you're a classy fellow[00:25.706]with the posh panache[00:27.729]of Jefferson at Monticello[00:29.827]Busting out a mile with style[00:33.188]I know you just can't wait to stare[00:35.248]at all that luscious orange hair[00:36.921]But boy,before you touch a single curl[00:40.658]You must impress that ultra boomin',all consumin'[00:43.547]poorly groomin'[00:44.582]Dawn's Syndrome girl~[00:49.696]On any normal day you reekas if you're on a farting streak[00:53.596]Your finger's up your nose and you are dripping with drool[00:57.335]But if you want a lady's love[00:59.204]you're better off by smelling of[01:01.056]a gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool[01:04.610]A squirt,a spurt[01:06.394]of somethin' just for Ellenand you'll see[01:09.226]that she will find you so compellin'[01:11.855]And she does, because[01:13.778]the only smell that she'll be smellin'[01:15.958]won't be coming from your bum[01:19.538]You wanna take that litlle whore[01:21.240]and spin her on the dancing floor[01:23.067]but boy,before you do a single twirl[01:26.841]you must impress that effervescing[01:28.850]self-possesing,no BS-ing[01:30.730]Dawn's Syndrome girl~[01:40.609]Her eyes are emerald portald[01:43.546]to a secret land of love[01:46.943]And they seem to say we'll open just for Chris[01:54.155]They shine like sunny weather[01:57.350]and they're close enough together[02:02.249]That if they should so desire[02:03.890]To create a little fire[02:05.396]They could reach across her nose and give each other a kiss[02:08.654]*dancing~*[02:44.580]My boy between the two of us[02:46.459]We'll get you on that shorty bus[02:48.225]And then you're gonna take it for a whirl[02:51.825]Now go impress that super-thrilling[02:53.959]Wish-fulfilling yoohoo-spilling[02:55.694]Ultra-swinging boner-bringing[02:57.409]Gaily singing dingalinging[02:58.941]Stupefying fortifying[03:00.523]As of Monday shoelace tying[03:01.948]Stimulating titillating[03:03.430]Kitty cat impersonating[03:04.906]Mega-rocking pillow-talking[03:06.205]Just a little crooked walking[03:07.548]Coyly pouting booby-sprouting[03:08.781]For some reason always shouting[03:09.960]Fascinating captivating[03:11.174]Happiness and joy creating~[03:15.508]Down's Syndrome girl!~