South Of The Border - Beardfish.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Rikard Sjöblom
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Rikard Sjöblom
[00:00.00] This is the story of Gad-about-Garth
[00:37.20]He was the kind of man you see in every bar
[00:42.54]And old school bling-bling guy, shades on in the dark
[00:46.08]“ I’m here for the ladies”, he’d say: “light up my smoke”
[00:57.09]Workin’ the dancefloor, he’d shake it about
[00:59.73]Chains and jewellery shimmering, bling-a-ling, glimmering
[01:02.37]Workin’ the females, not a butt he didn’t slap
[01:04.89]Dropping one-liners, some chauvinistic crap
[01:07.50]“ Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border?
[01:23.01]Hey sugar, what would you like for breakfast in the morning?”
[01:45.81]Garth’s fellow workers at the office were fed-up
[01:48.45]“ I swear if he tries som’n with me I’ll smack his ass all the way back to Gooberville!”
[01:51.30]Especially the ladies who felt they had enough
[01:54.42]“Damn straight, uh-huh!”
[01:56.43]They had arranged for him a neat little surprise
[02:01.59]The yearly party at the office was the night
[02:05.43]They hired some really beautiful drag queens
[02:10.29]To jump out of a cake and tease around the crowd (ta-dah!)
[02:15.57]Everyone was in on it but Garth who was quite drunk
[02:21.39]He did his usual act, obnoxious and loud
[02:24.69]He was workin’ the dancefloor, he’d shake it about
[02:28.56]Chains and jewellery shimmering, bling-a-ling, glimmering
[02:31.17]Workin’ the queens, not a crotch he didn’t tap
[02:33.78]Dropping one-liners, some chauvinistic crap
[02:36.78]“ Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border?
[02:51.90]Hey sugar, feel my pecker, he’s the sheriff and that’s an order
[03:02.25]Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border?
[03:12.54]Yo sugar, what would you like for breakfast in the morning?”
[05:04.26]In the morning Garth woke up next to a beefy lady with no hair and bad breath
[05:14.61]He was angry, but at the same time well, you know, he could not make himself leave just yet
[05:25.05]All these feelings, what are these? Have I been Gad-about-Garth just to hide something that I am?
[05:35.37]He remembered everything and felt a rush go through him as he realized he’d made love to a man!
[05:45.87]In a sense he felt fulfilled as he looked back on getting high with Amanda last night (A man – duh!)
[05:56.13]How could something he had always thought was filthy growing up, suddenly seem so right?
[06:04.59]‘ CAUSE HE WAS GAY!
[06:11.25](guitar solo: Rikard Sj öblom)
[07:11.22]This was the story of the Gay-Man-Garth
[07:15.93]He is the kind of man you don’t see in a bar
[07:19.20]A truly pleasant guy who listens, understands
[07:27.30]All women want him but he saves it for the gents