[00:00.48]when i got to the party[00:02.33]they gave me a forty[00:04.13]and i must have been thirsty[00:05.78]'cause i drank it so quickly[00:07.34]when i got to the bedroom[00:08.98]there was somebody waiting[00:10.54]and it isnt my fault[00:12.34]that the barbarian raped me[00:14.35]when i went to get tested[00:15.90]i brought along my best friend[00:17.94]melissa mahoney[00:19.20]who had once been molested[00:21.30]and she knew how to get there[00:22.64]she knew all the nurses[00:24.59]they were all really friendly[00:26.28]but the test came back positive[00:27.94]oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care[00:32.79]oh i just sent a letter in the mail[00:39.63]when i got my abortion[00:41.27]i brought along my boyfriend[00:43.42]we got there an hour[00:45.02]before the appointment[00:46.68]and outside the building[00:48.19]there were all these annoying[00:49.99]fundamentalist christians[00:51.68]we tried to ignore them[00:54.63]oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care[00:58.66]oasis got my letter in the mail[01:21.35]when vacation was over[01:23.10]the word was all over[01:25.14]that i was a crackwhore[01:26.89]melissa had told them[01:28.69]and so now were not talking[01:30.44]except we have tickets[01:32.19]to see blur in october[01:33.73]and i think were still going[01:35.68]oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care[01:40.29]oh i just got a letter in the mail[01:43.80]oasis sent a photograph[01:50.06]its autographed and everything[01:53.23]melissa's gonna wet herself, i swear