Please Come to Our House / Jason's Therapy - Andrew Rannells/Brandon Uranowitz.mp3

[00:03.014]MENDEL: Hello?
[00:04.834]TRINA: Doctor Mendel please
[00:06.835]MENDEL: Yeah this is Mendel Weisenbachfeld
[00:08.865]TRINA: Dr Mendel, vis-a-vis What Marvin did
[00:11.946]Or rather hasn't done
[00:14.137]MENDEL: Trina, how are you?
[00:15.419]TRINA: You must exorcise a devil
[00:20.630]'Cause it inhabits Marvin's son
[00:24.723]MENDEL: Ah huh, Ah huh?
[00:26.328]TRINA: Please come to our house
[00:28.006]And talk a bit with Jason
[00:29.403]It is a slight exaggeration
[00:30.759]But he's sick in the head
[00:32.435]Oh sure, sometimes you'll think he's wonderful
[00:34.980]But he's wild
[00:36.712]I'm sure he's Marvin's child
[00:39.901]JASON: What should I say to the man? Should I be mean to the man?
[00:42.916]TRINA: Just be yourself.
[00:43.654]JASON: I'll be myself.
[00:44.363]TRINA: Stop asking questions, just be yourself.
[00:45.950]JASON: I'll be myself.
[00:46.733]TRINA: Don't be disgusting, be yourself!
[00:50.950]JASON: Hello to my house
[00:53.224]So good of you to travel
[00:54.600]On account of my unraveling
[00:56.278]Now let's eat some food
[00:57.772]MENDEL: Let's talk
[00:58.637]TRINA: I think before the food gets cold
[01:00.451]MENDEL:Time to jaw
[01:01.952]First I'll extend my paw
[01:05.135]I think she's holding it's so tenderly, I probably faint
[01:08.405]If so, I'd rather die in this position, then remained the saint
[01:13.092]You think, you know, I'm not, although
[01:18.334]I must be showing better than the norm restraint
[01:25.992]MENDEL, TRINA, AND JASON: Oh, what a lovely table
[01:28.948]Such a romantic table
[01:31.902]Knives in place, lotsa space to spread out and eat
[01:35.060]Notice how our eyes discreetly
[01:42.681]Please come to our house
[01:44.323]The dinner on the table
[01:45.812]We will talk if we are able to
[01:47.306]But probably we won't
[01:48.696]We sit
[01:49.683]MENDEL: The kid looks pretty miserable
[01:51.248]JASON: Uninspired
[01:52.688]MENDEL: Ain't that the truth?
[01:54.387]MENDEL, TRINA, AND JASON: We're tired
[01:56.199]MENDEL: I think the room looks just a wee bit small
[01:58.035]TRINA: This girl agrees
[01:59.352]MENDEL AND JASON: Adieu
[02:00.154]TRINA: I'll wait outside and hold the food
[02:01.463]MENDEL: I do not eat at all in times like these
[02:03.943]TRINA: The worst is through
[02:05.649]MENDEL: There's work to do
[02:07.228]TRINA: I'll wait
[02:08.151]MENDEL: She'll wait
[02:09.041]JASON: They'll wait
[02:10.309]TRINA: I'll wait for you
[02:17.375]JASON: Mr. Mendel...
[02:19.806]I get apoplexy thinking of my father
[02:23.871]I resemble him in far too many ways
[02:28.012]His sad demeanor
[02:32.228]The way he acts the swine
[02:35.715]At least his room is cleaner than mine
[02:44.025]Is it fatal?
[02:46.176]Do you see real similarities between us?
[02:50.012]He and Whizzer live like...
[02:52.390]Well, I think it's clear
[02:55.306]What do I do? What do I say? How do I ask? What do I hope for? Is it my mind?
[02:59.278]Love isn't free
[03:00.330]If love isn't blind
[03:01.619]What do I see?
[03:03.953]MENDEL: Stop!
[03:05.244]Look around you
[03:06.693]No one's screaming at you
[03:08.440]So you feel alright for about ten minutes
[03:10.277]If you feel alright for ten minutes,
[03:11.805]Feel alright for twenty minutes
[03:13.446]Feel alright for forty minutes!
[03:15.034]Drop it and smile!
[03:16.219]Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life?×3
[03:26.131]JASON: ...Is this therapy?
[03:31.106]TRINA: Chop chop chop chop chop, I chopped it
[03:33.240]It's a gourmet version of chicken merengo
[03:35.366]Took me all day
[03:36.261]I'll say 'twas worth the time
[03:38.586]I lie
[03:41.353]MARVIN: Why is he always here?
[03:48.950]WHIZZER: The psychiatrist returning
[03:52.883]Returning
[03:55.229]Five sessions later
[03:57.074]MENDEL: Try to forget all things homely
[03:59.020]Try to forget all things snide
[04:01.047]Nothing's as good as you recall
[04:03.047]Count what's good, then divide
[04:06.975]If you count, it's alright
[04:08.029]You can figure out the world, you can add and subtract at will, you can cover up the past, you can kill the pain
[04:13.490]Very easily...
[04:16.274]JASON: Is this therapy?
[04:18.646]ALL EXCEPT JASON: Right, this is therapy!
[04:23.731]JASON: So scram!
[04:29.778]Mr. Mendel...
[04:32.244]As regarding your intentions to my mother,
[04:36.306]Are they everything a woman would desire?
[04:40.563]Her hand is ready
[04:44.837]It only needs a ring
[04:48.662]I'd buy confetti
[04:52.357]And sing
[04:56.522]I'm embarrassed
[04:58.506]It's not my responsibility to ask you
[05:02.729]But I wonder if it ever crossed your mind?
[05:07.442]MENDEL: What do I say? Where do I look? Why do I laugh? How do I answer? Is it my mind?
[05:11.543]Love isn't free
[05:12.619]Love isn't blind
[05:13.822]What do I see?
[05:16.140]JASON: Stop!
[05:18.133]Look around you
[05:19.310]A lot of nice furniture
[05:20.681]Someone's bringing you dinner
[05:22.087]Someone brought you your lunch
[05:23.761]Someone's washing your laundry
[05:25.611]Washing your socks
[05:27.436]Jesus Christ!
[05:28.446]Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? ×2
[05:34.662]JASON/MENDEL: Why don't you/I feel alright for the rest of your/my life?
[05:39.403]Whoo!
[05:41.120]ALL: Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life?
[05:44.059]Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life?
[05:47.197]Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life?
[05:50.942]Feel, feel, feel, feel alright
[05:53.013]Feel, feel, feel, feel alright
[05:55.278]Feel, feel, feel, feel alright
[05:57.397]Feel alright for the rest of your, rest of your li-fe!