[00:00.000] 作词 : Gregory Holgate[00:00.098] 作曲 : Alex Eskes[00:00.196](please LIKE and SUBSCRIBE!)[00:01.267]sans:[00:01.659]...so i said "'patella'?i barely know her!"[00:04.767]PAPYRUS:[00:04.976]SANS!STOP YOUR TOMFOOLERY![00:07.484]WE ARE HERE TO STAND GUARD![00:08.999]WAIT HERE AND KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR HUMANS![00:12.055]sans:[00:12.238]"eyes out"?[00:13.388]my "eyes came out" years ago![00:15.895]hehehe...[00:20.989]huh?[00:21.695]well what do we got here...?[00:24.255][00:24.594]they call me sans[00:25.535]i'm the "serif" of these parts[00:27.128]nahh,just kiddin'[00:28.147]i work on a grease cart[00:29.296]grilling up hot-dogs and genocidal toddlers[00:32.065]you can run but i'll know if you restart[00:34.077]if you want a bad time then you're in the right place[00:36.428]just look into my eye[00:37.655]see my funny type-face[00:38.857]i'm really quite a nice guy but if you pick a fight[00:41.208]i will hunt you all your life through time and space[00:43.742]can you blame me,[00:45.231]if i feel a little hubris?[00:46.929]for my fame for making things a little "humerus"?[00:49.280]i can "tickle your bones" to the "tibia toes"[00:51.762]well unless you're my bro[00:52.937]jokes flow over his head...[00:53.851]PAPYRUS:[00:54.113]SANS!WHO'S THERE?![00:54.922]YOU RIDICULOUS SCAMP![00:56.124]sans:[00:56.281]no-one![00:56.986]it's just an inconspicuous lamp[01:01.087](just humour him and let him win and think that he's a champ.)[01:03.673]i bet you think you've never met a skeleton?[01:05.397]well i'll bet you've "mett-a-ton"![01:06.756]they just had a bunch of gooey melanin and flesh upon[01:09.185]but never one was in the upper echelon of clever puns[01:11.536]i'll make you laugh or cry[01:12.581]depending on the run you've set upon[01:13.835]Monsters:[01:13.966]*We're spooky,scary sending shivers down your spine.[01:18.119]sans:[01:18.380]you best prepare for a hilariously bad time![01:23.239]Monsters:[01:23.370]*Every human one day ends up six feet underground.[01:27.393]*But you're heading for a grave,[01:29.639]*that's buried way,way deeper down.[01:32.826][01:32.904]PAPYRUS:[01:33.113]NYAGH![01:33.871]A HUMAN![01:34.576]CALL THE GUARDS![01:35.726]...WAIT A MINUTE[01:36.666]THAT'S MY JOB![01:37.894]TO CAPTURE AND NAB YOU WON'T BE HARD[01:40.193]THIS MAZE IS MADE WITH ELECTRIC C-H-A-R-G-E![01:43.458]...WAIT,HOW DID YOU GET THIS FAR?[01:45.260]IT TOOK 3 WEEKS TO ERECT THIS PART![01:47.768]I GENUINELY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS,DARN![01:50.041]HOW D-I-D YOU CORRECTLY GUESS THIS PATH?![01:52.340]I AM PAPYRUS![01:53.149]TRAPS SET![01:53.881]ARMED AND READY![01:54.873]THERE'S A MEDAL ON MY ARMOUR ALREADY,[01:56.206]OH,PLUS SOME SPAGHETTI...[01:57.198]YOU'RE NERVOUS![01:57.956]BUT,OH THAT IS GOOD SPAGHETTI...[01:59.628]WHERE WAS I?[02:01.169]I KEEP ON FORGETTING...[02:02.057]I AM PAPYRUS![02:02.919]BEST CHEF IN THE KING'S BRIGADE![02:04.722]WITH THE CULINARY SKILLS TO LEAVE YOU FLAMBEED![02:07.125]IT'S A SHAME THAT AFTER YOU TASTE MY BLADE[02:09.737]YOU WON'T HAVE SPACE FOR MY BOLOGNESE![02:12.010]sans:[02:12.245]so i guess you could say that they "pas-ta-way"?[02:14.517]PAPYRUS:[02:14.726]SANS![02:15.458]IS THIS HOW YOU HAVE TO BEHAVE![02:17.077]I'M TRYING TO CHALLENGE THIS DASTARDLY KNAVE![02:19.402]BUT NOW I'VE RUN OUT OF BARS[02:20.708]AND THEY JUST RAN AWAY![02:21.780]Monsters:[02:22.015]*We're spooky,scary sending shivers down your spine.[02:26.691]PAPYRUS:[02:26.900]I SERVE SPAGHETTI AND INCREDIBLY GOOD RHYMES![02:31.210]NYAGH![02:31.706]Monsters:[02:31.889]*Every human one day ends up six feet underground.[02:35.990]*But you're heading for a grave,[02:38.158]*that's buried way,way deeper down.[02:41.450]Napstablook:[02:41.606]...So you took a little fall?[02:43.095]...Do you think you've got the gall[02:44.375]...To survive extermination?[02:46.622]Trapped deep below...[02:47.928]All you've got to show...[02:49.234]Is your determination...![02:51.559]There's no "tu-Torial"...[02:53.100]...It's "As-gore-y" as can be![02:55.634]...Will the weight of your sins leave you Snowdin?[02:59.082]There's no Mercy...![03:01.146][03:01.303]W.D.Gaster:[03:01.616]Who dares disturb me from my slumber?[03:03.863]Stick around,[03:04.594]this'll be a "Fun" number![03:05.926]I'm truly versed in tearing all the universe asunder.[03:08.513]But I also have a specialty in unlucky spelunkers.[03:10.707]I'm a Puzzle in a Bubble in the Stuff-of your dreams.[03:12.927]Rupture realities and Guzzle on the Stuff in between.[03:15.409]You'll be beFuddled when I Mussel in and Muddle the scenes.[03:17.943]Hit the Shuffle and I'll Tunnel through the Fuzz-on your screen...[03:20.398]You're in Trouble,you see.[03:21.652]If you try to Tussle with the W.D.[03:23.402]You'll take a Tumble then you'll Crumble into Rubble-debris.[03:25.806]I bring the Muscle to the Scuffle plus a Couple of beams.[03:28.340]But my blasters won't be loud enough to Muffle your screams.[03:30.534]When you're caught in the "Cycle" of an undying skeleton,[03:33.068]might as well strive to be front of the "Peloton".[03:35.549]Top of my field,[03:36.568]but out of my elements...[03:37.926]Testing your death would be a welcome experiment.[03:40.565]I reign eternal so be certain that I'm well-rehearsed.[03:42.890]Rhymes so very fine that every line feels like a "Multi-Verse".[03:45.502]Every parallel dimension is at my command.[03:47.801]But when it comes to spitting fire?[03:49.290]I've the matter "In Hands".[03:50.178]Monsters:[03:50.465]*We're spooky,scary sending shivers down your spine.[03:54.958]W.D.Gaster:[03:55.089]I'm outside of time and space.[03:57.205]But I'm afraid you're just "Out of Time".[03:59.817]Monsters:[04:00.026]*Every human one day ends up six feet underground.[04:04.284]*But you're heading for a grave,[04:06.322]*that's buried way,way deeper down.[04:09.665]PAPYRUS:[04:09.822]NYAGH![04:10.527]I'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME,SANS![04:12.147]SO HEAR ME I WILL![04:13.453]*Way way deeper down.[04:15.099]sans:[04:15.282]let me guess...[04:16.823]you can feel it "in your bones"?[04:18.312]*Way way deeper down.[04:19.931]W.D.Gaster:[04:20.062]Eugh..I'm going![04:22.126]Listening to you two "Bicker" is,[04:23.719]Making my "Skin Crawl"...[04:26.697]Metaphorically...[04:28.160]*Way way deeper down.[04:29.518](End)