Town of Salem - Boyinaband/Minx.mp3

[00:09]Gather 'round and settle down
[00:11]For a story will unveil
[00:13]And stay me thinks
[00:14]With Dave and Minx
[00:15]As we tell you a haunting tale
[00:17]Welcome-come to our wonderful town
[00:19]Welcome-come we are humble and proud
[00:22]It's the happiest place
[00:23]With a circular space!
[00:24]Where we all come together and sing
[00:25]La, la, la, la
[00:26]We be living in our pilgrim hats
[00:27]With our buildings thatched roofs
[00:28]You can chill, relax
[00:30]Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town
[00:32]Nothing bad ever happens in this town
[00:34]But when the town goes to sleep
[00:36]You can hear the sound of something devious
[00:39]Of something quite mysterious
[00:41]Lurking in the dark
[00:43]Do you have the knife?
[00:44]Yeah man tonight
[00:45]Someone's gonna be mad in the afterlife
[00:47]Gotta be the cleanest dirt-nap the mafia class can bring[00:50]And they won't suspect a thing
[00:52]Help help! The sheriff is dead!
[00:53]Either that or he's really sleepy and red
[00:56]Well I was on the lookout and I saw those guys
[00:58]Sneak into his house at night!
[00:59]Lynch them all on sight!
[01:01]We're innocent?
[01:02]All in favour of death say aye!
[01:04]We'll sleep soundly tonight
[01:05]Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town
[01:08]Nothing bad ever happens in this town
[01:09]But when the town goes to sleep
[01:11]You can hear the sound of something devious
[01:14]Of something quite mysterious
[01:16]Lurking in the dark
[01:18]But not for long I'll add fuel to the fire
[01:20]By turning the town into a funeral pyre!
[01:22]I got a burning ambition
[01:24]Add the last of this gas on the thatch
[01:26]With this match says it's time for ignition!
[01:27]Help help! The lookout's house is in cinders
[01:29]I told that guy to stop using Tinder!
[01:31]I'll investigate...
[01:32]Hey, I can smell an arsonist's gas!
[01:34]Pardon me?
[01:35]What? Ew, not that
[01:36]I mean you set the fire!
[01:37]Hang her immediately!
[01:38]All say aye, AYE!
[01:39]Bye bye! Now we can be free
[01:40]Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town
[01:42]Nothing bad ever happens in this town
[01:44]But when the town goes to sleep
[01:46]You can hear the sound of something devious
[01:49]Of something quite mysterious
[01:51]Lurking in the dark
[01:53]It's dead frosty out cause I'm a serial killer
[01:55]One stab and no investigator left to turn me in and
[01:57]It's on the the next house to attack
[01:59]AAAH!
[02:00]Gotcha, you stepped right into my veteran booby trap
[02:01]I saved the town. I saved the town!
[02:04]Wait, is anybody else around?
[02:06]Me, I'm a medium, and it's just us
[02:09]What a painful lonely existence
[02:11]Can you ask how the afterlife is?
[02:12]Uh-huh, the whole town is there reunited
[02:15]And every single one of them is saying it's great there
[02:17]Hmm, then it's time for some euthanasia