Ad Infinitum - The Stupendium.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Gregory Holgate
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Quinlan Stuwe
[00:04.259]Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!
[00:06.442]Hey, hey, hey!
[00:07.742]Looks like you’re （All Alone On A Late Night）
[00:09.414]All your friends （Abandoned you for the slime）, you are?
[00:12.127]Sales gone down the (Drain)(Drain)?
[00:14.336]Living in a goddamn garbage can?
[00:17.228]Hahahahaha!
[00:19.562]Friend, either you're (Closing Your Eyes)
[00:21.277]To (Savings)you do not wish to acknowledge
[00:22.968]Or you are not aware of the calibre of (Discounts)
[00:25.368]Indicated by the presence of a(HeartShapedObject)
[00:27.429]In your community
[00:30.553]Hey kid, look at you! Right time, right place
[00:32.199](Ripe for the picking) right monеy in your pocket!
[00:34.084]You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so vеry, very lucky!
[00:35.815]That you get to be investing in this(Very Specil Product)
[00:37.527]From everybody’s favorite (Number 1 Rated Salesman)(Circa 1997)
[00:40.949]Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!
[00:42.594]Yes, I’m mighty proud to say it! (YES SIR)
[00:44.545]Don’t you want to have a little fun (little sponge)?
[00:46.072]Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?
[00:47.734]Live comfortably(CAPITAL AT RISK)yum-yum!
[00:49.385]Listen up! For the offer only comes just once
[00:51.142](Hey, Chum!) I can see you’re having violent thoughts
[00:53.009]But don’t you wanna wanna be a be a (BIG SHOT!!!)
[00:54.636](Enquire Today!) while the secret’s in stock!
[00:56.263]All you gotta do is (HYPERLINK BLOCKED)
[00:58.131]I used to be nothing but the email guy
[01:00.290]Now I’m the (It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!) guy!
[01:04.573]Hahahahahaha!
[01:05.039]We’ve got never bettered bargains
[01:06.366]We’ve got deals you won’t believe
[01:08.026]We can tell you what you want
[01:09.674]Before you realise what you need
[01:11.436]If you’ll pardon us the jargon
[01:13.126]Here’s our Darkner guarantee
[01:14.857]We take cash or card or credit
[01:16.594]But we’ll take your heart for free
[01:18.061]Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?
[01:19.782]Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?
[01:21.845]Well, here’s one weird trick (discovered by a mom)
[01:23.662]And I’m sure number five will surprise you!
[01:25.323]All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening!
[01:26.936]Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the (Silly String)!
[01:28.748]You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours!
[01:30.526]Hahahahaha! I wasn’t listening
[01:32.284]See, it says just here, right here, last year
[01:33.993]On the third of the fourth at 5:06
[01:35.702]You searched cat pics online (Well That’s Just Fine)
[01:38.083]Moist, delicious cookies
[01:39.395]Little tippy-tap kitty catalyst, now we have a list
[01:41.320]And we’ll guess what every habit is
[01:42.229]Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?
[01:44.575]You’ll be categorically catatonic
[01:45.803]At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands
[01:47.565]A (Cavalcade Of All Your Favorite Brands)
[01:48.939]An advertism schism cataclysm (Cash On Demand)
[01:50.679]You’d better cancel your plans
[01:51.430](Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper)!
[01:53.013]Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?
[01:55.296]Why won’t Mike just call me?
[01:56.371]Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?
[01:58.301]Bed bath? Bath sponge? Sponge who hates its ($4.99)
[02:00.571]Life boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?
[02:02.683]Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?
[02:04.071]Jackdaw? Doorstop?
[02:04.686](Stop! No, Please! Don’t Take My Furniture!)
[02:06.712]Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?
[02:08.462]Adderall? Ads are all seeping
[02:09.646]Ping pong? Ponchos? Choke chains? Chainsaws?
[02:11.468]Swordfish? Shish kebab? Bobcat?
[02:13.020](Do You Want A Cat Or Not?!)
[02:13.769]Well, you wanna be a (BIG SHOT) don’t you?
[02:15.468]Don’t you wanna be the (NEXT BIG THING)
[02:17.192]You can do it! Yes, it’s true, it’s really true
[02:18.470]There’s nothing to it, I can prove it, hear the registers ring!
[02:20.419]Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
[02:22.442]You’re kidding? It’s for you *garbage noise*
[02:24.899]Wanna know a secret? (HYPERLINK BLOCKED)
[02:27.396](You too can) have a (Communion) with (Unintelligible Laughter)
[02:31.123]Soon, I’ll even surpass that damned clown around town!
[02:33.937]We’ve got never bettered bargains
[02:35.483]We’ve got deals you won’t believe
[02:37.154]We can tell you what you want
[02:38.761]Before you realise what you need
[02:40.614]If you’ll pardon us the jargon
[02:42.323]Here’s our Darkner guarantee
[02:44.005]We take cash or card or credit
[02:45.850]But we’ll take your heart for free
[02:48.046]Holy (Cungadero) there you (Funky) little (Worm)
[02:49.551]You seem unaware of all the money you could earn
[02:51.256]If you wanna get the gold
[02:52.049]Well, there is stuff you gotta learn
[02:52.903]Milk the humans of their kindness
[02:53.931]Then there’s (Butter To Be Churned)
[02:54.779]You want it, need it, don't you see?
[02:57.777]But if you wanna make your screen green
[02:59.902]You’re gonna need my kromer key
[03:01.385]Yes, you’ve got trouble, my friend (WHADAYATALK?)
[03:02.797]Right here in Cyber City
[03:04.576]See, I used to be a (Top-notch) (BIG SHOT!!!)
[03:05.881]Best deals! Best wheels! Best, (Best Prices In The Tri-State Area)
[03:08.564]But you can get it back! Hahaha! Yes, you can!
[03:10.056]All you gotta do is follow through my (Twelve Step Plan)
[03:11.754]Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling me
[03:13.642](You Gotta Know The Territory!!!) Spend a hand, lend a grand
[03:15.240]Who’s gonna patronize a little bitty
[03:16.658]Two-by-four kinda store anymore?
[03:18.007]Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!
[03:19.614]Make a deal! Big deal, high score! Our store is closing
[03:22.015]Hot tip! Drop shipping! 4 3 2 1
[03:23.884]Not skipping offers wired into your inbox
[03:25.602]Swing by the gift shop! Think of the (BIG SHOT!!!)
[03:27.160]All this and more click (HYPERLINK BLOCKED)
[03:31.348]...can anyone hear me? Help
[03:38.239]...Mike... Mike? Hahahaha!
[03:42.641]We’ve got never bettered bargains
[03:44.071]We’ve got deals you won’t believe
[03:45.733]We can tell you what you want
[03:47.239]Before you realise what you need
[03:49.141]If you’ll pardon us the jargon
[03:50.846]Here’s our Darkner guarantee
[03:52.569]We take cash or card or credit
[03:54.259]But we’ll take your heart for free
[03:56.187](Insurance!) Know that I’m the best in policy!
[03:57.995](Honestly) do you want to end in poverty?
[03:59.907]Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly!
[04:01.489]I’m here to talk about (Extended Warranty)!
[04:03.342]It’s a super bumper, liquidation, last chance
[04:04.533]First day, half price, fire sale like never before!
[04:06.517]And it’s there to explore, when you step in the door
[04:08.118]The very model of a modern major general store!
[04:10.140]But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
[04:11.804]Those who have it really have it
[04:12.605]If you haven’t, well, you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
[04:13.954]Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's
[04:15.747]Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they’re having
[04:16.966]Now the ads have got the traffic
[04:17.995]And we’ve grabbed your demographic
[04:18.652]So you’re packing up your basket
[04:19.580]'Cause your dad has gotta have it
[04:20.528]He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic
[04:21.953]So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic
[04:23.643]Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it
[04:25.399]So you get it, you’re ecstatic but a crackle in the static
[04:27.103]And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic
[04:28.808]So you trash it then you get back into your car
[04:29.906]'Cause you don’t have it
[04:30.429]And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
[04:32.386]Those who have it really have it
[04:32.897]If you haven’t, well, you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
[04:34.071]Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the hads are very glad it's
[04:36.089](Hochi-mama) what a mouthful!
[04:37.567]In the (Encyclopedia of) (Being Afraid)
[04:39.180]There ain’t nothing to be scared of 'til there’s fees to be paid
[04:40.908]There’s deals to be made with (Seasonal Savings)!
[04:42.752]Regional ratings are lethally fading
[04:44.407]Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising
[04:46.276](Neat little plate with a needless engraving)
[04:47.900]Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing
[04:49.556]Feet in the grave but gleefully trading
[04:51.333]Feeding the cravings, eat little plaything
[04:53.251]Deals so good I’ll **** myself
[04:54.748]Feeding the cravings, eat little plaything
[04:56.526](Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan)
[04:58.037]Feeding the cravings, eat little plaything
[04:59.459]I can feel that (Smooth Taste) already!
[05:01.607]Feeding the cravings, eat little plaything
[05:04.098](HYPERLINK BLOCKED)