Fake ID - Macklemore.mp3

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Ben Haggerty
[00:00.48]Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like...
[00:09.72]When I was 17 I was staying in NYC
[00:11.46]And my homie told me where I could get a fake Id
[00:14.22]Aiyo son you better get that ****in shit when you in NY
[00:16.65]So I hopped on the subway and I gave it a try
[00:19.44]Plesant surprise the Id looked fine
[00:21.72]5'9, blues eyes, born in 1979
[00:24.27]Nervous as hell I went to the store with my homie
[00:26.22]Came out and yelled "Dawg they sold me a 40"
[00:29.61]You know that I was the man
[00:30.84]Buying the contraband with a fake ass hologram
[00:33.30]No more looking for bums, standing in the rain
[00:35.67]Stranded on Broadway and giving 'em all my change
[00:38.19]For the rest of the summer man I was on fades
[00:40.92]17, had it made, getting drunk everyday
[00:42.90]Eh, I got treated a whole new way
[00:45.15]Because of a piece of plastic that proved I was of age
[00:48.06]You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club.
[00:56.94]Now for the next three years I had so much fun
[00:59.28]Getting drunk in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21
[01:01.98]Then one day I was walking and I saw a sign
[01:04.14]That said KRS-One 21 up and live
[01:06.54]That's hella tight
[01:07.56]Aiyo I heard he always ripped it
[01:08.88]So I hopped up in my Civic and went out to by a ticket
[01:11.25]When I got up the the door the bouncer checking Id's
[01:13.62]Looks at mine and he's like "Nah we don't take these"
[01:16.74]I tried to reach and grab my ****ing shit back
[01:18.42]But the mother ****er was tougher than Shaq, on crack
[01:20.79]I should of punched him, but I would have reached his knee cap
[01:23.28]And that probably wouldn't have hurt him very much
[01:25.44]He kept laughing and smilin' and he called me a dumb ****
[01:28.08]And if I would of let myself I would have cried in public
[01:30.81]Oh no, I'm like give it back bro
[01:32.73]But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian Deebo
[01:35.10]Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not funny and it's still not very funny. ****
[01:43.35]**** why you got to take my ID?
[01:46.50]Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice tea?
[01:49.65]I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and ****inrts that they outgrew when they were like ten
[01:54.18]Get 'em
[01:54.51]Your mother is dumb for having you
[01:55.92]You're a bouncer because you have a small **** and as a kid everyone laughed at you
[01:58.95]Get 'em
[01:59.22]You're too big and you never seemed to listen
[02:01.08]You look injected with the ****ing shit they give to KFC chickens
[02:03.66]Get 'em
[02:03.99]I don't like ya, at all I despise you
[02:05.94]If I was tall I would fight you
[02:07.14]If I was a dog I would bite you
[02:08.73]Every single day you make people cry
[02:10.68]And your job is to go and ruin teenager's lives
[02:13.35]Ok I'm going too far bouncers aren't all bad
[02:15.54]I'm sure they make great hu************ands and really strong dads
[02:18.15]But hopefully you learned a lesson from me
[02:20.25]Never take an MC's fake Id
[02:24.06]Yup, I said never take an MC's fake Id
[02:27.21]You could be buff and tough, it don't matter to me
[02:29.43]'Cause you're going to get burned if you step to MCs