If I Get Locked Up (from Funkmaster Flex and Big Kaps The Tunnel) - Eminem/Dr. Dre.mp3

[00:00.406][Intro: Dr. Dre]
[00:03.487]Check check, one two, one two, one two (Yo, it’s rollin'?)
[00:08.184]Yeah yeah yeah, Dr. Dre up in here, y'all know what this is
[00:11.985]It’s what you’ve been waitin' for, Funkmaster Flex
[00:15.070]Big caps, Def Jam records givin' it to you, baby
[00:18.685]Yo, Eminem, show these mother****ers what time it is, baby!
[00:22.851][Verse 1: Eminem]
[00:23.032]I used to be a lonely man, only mad
[00:25.236]'Til I got a million dollars, ****, now if I only had
[00:28.091]Some ****ing hair I'd pull it
[00:29.448]Faster than a bullet out of 2Pac's chest
[00:31.220]Before the ambulance came too late to do it
[00:32.982]I'm tryin' to grow it back again, it was an accident
[00:35.374]I had my back against the fan
[00:36.757]And chopped it off in Amsterdam
[00:38.630]I hate this straitjacket: it ain't latchin', and can't lock it
[00:41.102]So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets
[00:43.047]The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it
[00:45.458]Before me and just kept throwing their ****ing self at it
[00:48.153]My head is achin', I'm dedicated to medication
[00:50.429]But this med is takin' too long to bring me this se-da-dation
[00:53.283]Anyway, I got down with Dre
[00:55.129]The first man who taught me how a Glock sounded to spray
[00:57.765]Runnin' up and down the street
[00:59.142]Screamin', '**** the police!' when you still had your mother's ****ing nipple stuck in your teeth
[01:02.782]Became a role model after Colorado
[01:05.478]Now all they do is follow me around and holler "Bravo!!!"
[01:08.605]Hell yeah, I punch my b***h
[01:10.102]And beat my kids in public—suck my d**k, b***h!
[01:13.173]I'm sick enough to **** a man in his face
[01:15.221]But I won't, 'cause you probably wanna stand in his place
[01:17.654]So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass 2Pac image
[01:20.208]You faggots ain't tough
[01:21.178]You just get drunk and become talkative
[01:23.498]I'm probably the awkwardest alcoholic talkin'
[01:25.396]Walkin' like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket
[01:27.941]So when you see me on your block stumblin'
[01:30.139]Mumblin' a bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does
[01:32.996]I ain't buzzed, I'm just high on life
[01:34.843]So why on earth would I need drugs when I'm fly on kites?
[01:37.565][Interlude: Eminem + (Dr. Dre)]
[01:37.737]************! Slim Shady (Dr. Dre)
[01:40.949]I'm drunk, pass the TEC!
[01:43.034][Hook: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
[01:43.241]'Cause if I get locked up tonight
[01:45.235]Then I might not come home tonight
[01:47.307]Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on
[01:50.551]Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
[01:52.847]'Cause if I get locked up tonight
[01:54.745]Then I might not come home tonight
[01:57.217]Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on
[02:00.225]Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
[02:02.488][Verse 2: Eminem]
[02:02.674]The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire
[02:05.378]I set a ****ing girl on fire with a curling iron
[02:07.900]Psych! I'm just jokin', for Christ sakes
[02:10.309]Don't get so bent out of shape
[02:11.585]'Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends
[02:13.142]Some people just don't get it
[02:15.298]But I won't let it upset me, 'cause they don't know better
[02:17.946]They don't know what the **** it's like to be so fed up
[02:20.499]And fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up
[02:23.507]My mind's got a mind of its own
[02:25.086]Sometimes I can't find it at home
[02:26.570]It hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?)
[02:28.570]****, talk about your brain being baked
[02:30.108]My d**k's still in the oven on 480 degrees
[02:32.195]Hailie Jade, Daddy loves you, baby
[02:35.322]Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter—**** you, lady!
[02:37.821]You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize
[02:40.403]Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes
[02:42.792]The neighborhood that I grew up in, you could die for nothin'
[02:45.479]And Dirty Dozen watches over me, so try some dumb shit
[02:48.448]I'll have a ****ing man raped, with a Band-Aid
[02:50.674]Over his mouth, and shove his head in a fan blade
[02:52.884]Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say
[02:55.414]Or change 'cause of the age range in my fan base
[02:57.886]Like I give a **** who's buying this shit
[02:59.975]Quit ****ing buying it! I'm tired, b***h, I'm dying to quit
[03:02.575]Hip-hop is universal now, it's all commercial now
[03:05.408]It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now
[03:08.142]But now the white kids like it, so they tell me I can buy it
[03:10.455]But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night gets silent
[03:12.889]Either that or booed, that's why I keep an attitude
[03:15.246]And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon
[03:17.632]I'm sick of being judged, **** it, let me see a judg
[03:20.402]I'll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old
[03:22.699][Hook: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
[03:22.907]'Cause if I get locked up tonight
[03:25.244]Then I might not come home tonight
[03:26.959]Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on
[03:30.540]Off and on, Dr. Dre is on
[03:32.536][Outro: Dr. Dre]
[03:32.710]**** that, turn that shit off
[03:35.077]Let's get the **** out of here
[03:36.587]You know how we do! {echo}