Ex-Wives - Reneé Lamb/Christina Modestou.mp3

[00:06.408][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[00:06.623]Divorced
[00:08.886][Anne Boleyn:]
[00:10.182]Beheaded
[00:12.117][Jane Seymour:]
[00:13.717]Died
[00:18.851][Anne Of Cleves:]
[00:19.030]Divorced
[00:22.289][Katherine Howard:]
[00:22.449]Beheaded
[00:25.632][Catherine Parr:]
[00:25.846]Survived
[00:29.940][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[00:30.104]And tonight we are
[00:32.870][All:]
[00:36.614]Live
[00:40.176][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[00:40.484]Listen up, let me tell you a story
[00:43.435][Anne Boleyn:]
[00:43.643]A story that you think
[00:45.075]You've heard before
[00:46.782][Jane Seymour:]
[00:46.968]We know you know our names
[00:48.232]And our fame and our faces
[00:50.147][Anne Of Cleves:]
[00:50.536]Know all about the glories
[00:52.062]And the disgraces
[00:53.676][Katherine Howard:]
[00:54.225]I'm done 'cause all this time
[00:57.153]I've been just one word
[00:58.676]In a stupid rhyme
[01:00.435][Catherine Parr:]
[01:00.618]So I picked up a pen and a microphone
[01:03.792][All:]
[01:04.211]History's about to get overthrown
[01:07.368][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[01:07.590]Divorced
[01:08.442][Anne Boleyn:]
[01:08.656]Beheaded
[01:09.417][Jane Seymour:]
[01:09.632]Died
[01:11.309][Anne Of Cleves:]
[01:11.520]Divorced
[01:12.198][Katherine Howard:]
[01:12.374]Beheaded
[01:13.059][Catherine Parr:]
[01:13.273]Survived
[01:14.582][All:]
[01:14.836]But just for you tonight
[01:18.236]We're divorced, beheaded
[01:20.120]LIVE!
[01:21.853]Welcome to the show
[01:23.240]To the historemix
[01:25.270]Switching up the flow
[01:26.677]As we add the prefix
[01:28.892]Everybody knows that
[01:30.520]We used to be six wives
[01:36.005]Raising up the roof
[01:37.221]Till we hit the ceiling
[01:39.418]Get ready for the truth
[01:40.737]That we'll be revealing
[01:42.972]Everybody knows
[01:44.241]That we used to be six wives
[01:51.251]...but now we're ex-wives
[02:01.087][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[02:01.257]All you ever hear
[02:02.335]And read about
[02:03.557][Anne Boleyn:]
[02:04.077]Is our ex and the way it ended
[02:07.183][Jane Seymour:]
[02:07.387]But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
[02:10.381][Anne Of Cleves:]
[02:10.644]You're gonna find out
[02:12.324]How we got unfriended
[02:14.418][Katherine Howard:]
[02:14.631]Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
[02:18.375]'Cause we're taking you to court
[02:20.903][Catherine Parr:]
[02:21.145]Every Tudor Rose has its thorns
[02:24.774]And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort
[02:28.090][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[02:28.336]Divorced
[02:29.004][Anne Boleyn:]
[02:29.285]Beheaded
[02:30.092][Jane Seymour:]
[02:30.360]Died
[02:31.842][Anne Of Cleves:]
[02:32.046]Divorced
[02:32.767][Katherine Howard:]
[02:32.989]Beheaded
[02:33.655][Catherine Parr:]
[02:33.842]Survived
[02:35.283][All:]
[02:35.505]But just for you tonight
[02:38.800]We're divorced, beheaded
[02:40.700]Live!
[02:42.577]Welcome to the show
[02:43.870]To the historemix
[02:45.919]Switching up the flow
[02:47.274]As we add the prefix
[02:49.473]Everybody knows that
[02:51.065]We used to be six wives
[02:56.504]Dancing to the beat
[02:57.823]Till the break of day.
[02:59.892]Once we're done, we'll start again
[03:01.420]Like it's the Renaissance
[03:03.487]Everybody knows
[03:04.849]That we used to be six wives
[03:11.753]...but now we're ex-wives
[03:13.459][All:]
[03:13.682]Divorced
[03:13.873][Catherine Of Aragon:]
[03:14.133]My name is Catherine Of Aragon
[03:16.877]Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
[03:21.222]Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
[03:24.624]So if you try to dump me
[03:26.232]You won't try that again
[03:27.991][All:]
[03:28.194]Beheaded
[03:28.879][Anne Boleyn:]
[03:29.047]I'm that Boleyn girl
[03:30.775]And I'm up next, see
[03:32.432]I broke England from the Church
[03:34.206]Yeah, I'm that sexy
[03:35.966]Why did I lose my head?
[03:38.461]Well my sleeves may be green
[03:40.344]But my lipstick's red!
[03:42.058][All:]
[03:42.255]Died
[03:42.439][Jane Seymour:]
[03:43.204]Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved
[03:46.581][All:]
[03:46.762]Rude
[03:46.945][Jane Seymour:]
[03:47.728]When my son was newly born
[03:50.293]I died, but I'm not what I seem
[03:52.859]Or am I?
[03:53.900]Stick around and you'll
[03:55.010]Suddenly see more...
[03:56.151][All:]
[03:56.383]Divorced
[03:57.138][Anne Of Cleves:]
[03:57.399]Ich bin Anna of Cleves
[03:59.239][All:]
[03:59.471]Ja
[03:59.802][Anne Of Cleves:]
[04:00.015]When he saw my portrait he was like...
[04:02.653][All:]
[04:02.840]Jaa
[04:02.982][Anne Of Cleves:]
[04:03.733]But I didn't look as good
[04:05.122]As I did in my pic
[04:07.249]Funny how we all discuss that
[04:09.538]But never Henry's little...
[04:10.814][Katherine Howard:]
[04:11.000]Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine
[04:12.622]Who lost her head
[04:13.835][All:]
[04:14.055]Beheaded
[04:14.205][Katherine Howard:]
[04:14.610]For my promiscuity outside of wed
[04:18.066]Lock up your husbands
[04:19.708]Lock up your sons
[04:21.409]K Howard is here
[04:23.092]And the fun's begun
[04:24.367][All:]
[04:24.648]Survived
[04:25.841][Catherine Parr:]
[04:25.989]Five down, I'm the final wife
[04:28.669]I saw him to the end of his life
[04:32.204]I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
[04:35.642]I bet you wanna know how I got this far
[04:39.024]I said I bet you wanna know
[04:40.691]How we got this far
[04:42.286][All:]
[04:42.542]Do you wanna know how we got this far?
[04:46.357]Then welcome to the show
[04:47.756]To the historemix
[04:49.805]Switching up the flow
[04:51.435]As we add the prefix
[04:53.329]Everybody knows that
[04:55.044]We used to be six wives
[05:00.486]Get your hands up
[05:01.787]Get this party buzzing
[05:03.888]You want a queen Bee
[05:05.286]Well there's half a dozen
[05:07.486]Everybody knows that
[05:09.094]We used to be six wives
[05:22.798]But now we're ex-wives!
[05:39.247]One
[05:39.649]Two
[05:40.072]Three
[05:40.358]Four
[05:40.764]Five
[05:42.111]SIX!