Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs The Truman Show (feat. Littleflecks, AdamDRB & The Stupendium) - Freshy Kanal/littleflecks.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dustin Pfaff
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Dustin Pfaff
[00:06.079]director: OK, quiet on set everyone!
[00:08.832]director: To rap battle intro
[00:09.778]staff: OK, got it
[00:11.128]director: Cut to Truman title card
[00:12.787]director: Three, two, one
[00:14.099]staff: Truman title card
[00:14.702]*Truman Burbank*
[00:15.241]director: Brilliant, cut to Red guy title card
[00:17.309]*?????*
[00:17.505]Red Guy: That's not my name
[00:18.098]director: Uh... action!
[00:18.620]Red Guy:
[00:19.304]Who's this guy? The man with the odd face
[00:21.002]I would really prefer for you to get lost mate
[00:23.373]Oh it's Carrey as the only character he ever plays
[00:25.843]wow, even my voice has better range
[00:28.315]Put me on your boring channel and I'll score some interest
[00:30.611]He was born an actor spoiled brat: adored and still he left
[00:32.927]They pulled the plug because a life that's more secure: he did reject
[00:35.291]To be the loser who got canceled way before the internet
[00:37.629]Maybe swap your batteries
[00:39.752]It isn't just your set where the light are out
[00:42.027]wow really what a tragedy
[00:44.458]How you were driven mad with your wife around
[00:46.836]Anyway, as a dad I'm glad to see
[00:49.154]We're all celebrating father's day right 'bout now
[00:51.456]Oh wait let's check your Dad's ID
[00:54.131]ID: "Hey,I think he might've drowned"
[00:56.183]Truman Burbank:
[00:56.305]Good morning!
[00:57.040]Oh, and in case I don't see ya:
[00:59.107]Then good, that'd be greatly ideal
[01:01.330]Can your Eldritch horror wait until tomorrow?
[01:03.575]Not doing that is my favorite idea
[01:05.737]Here's to hoping that you get a visit from a singing dental floss
[01:08.525]Because those canines look more rabid than my neighbor's dog!
[01:10.712]And I'm afraid you're wrong, my Dad is more alive
[01:12.736]Than that dummy for a brother and that duck 'for the wife'?
[01:15.589]Ripping through you like a magazine
[01:18.135]No sweet talk, I ain't a fax machine
[01:19.991]Honey, I had the saddest dream:
[01:21.899]Where not so little red riding rug tried on some tacky jeans
[01:24.988]With your dark creepy theming you managed to reel in
[01:26.808]An audience younger than even sesame street's is
[01:29.230]So be more discreet when you're speaking about canceled TV, kid
[01:31.581]Your first pilot was so egregious that it couldn't be greenlit
[01:33.994]Uh? here's something you can put in that pad
[01:36.208]There's not a single creative in that colorful cast
[01:38.471]The internet's done with the fad of you lousy ****in' pastas
[01:41.165]They cleared their heads of this browser cookie monster
[01:43.107]The disc:
[01:43.233]Yo, here is how you too can rap
[01:45.642]Here is how you rap; first all, you rhyme
[01:48.100]And you raise the roof, and you stay on beat
[01:50.323]And you sub to the Freshy Kanal patreon
[01:52.899]Yellow Guy: This is how you rap! I did it!
[01:55.332]Duck: That's not rapping
[01:56.280]Yellow Guy: It is.
[01:56.604]Duck:
[01:56.879]No, it isn't.
[01:57.544]See? I tried to rap like this disc insisted
[01:59.986]And now there's gifts everywhere and he's ruined Christmas
[02:02.568]Yellow Guy: the roof didn't elevate it didn't move or budge
[02:04.806]Red Guy: Stop trying to raise it and give it up
[02:06.245]Yellow Guy: like Truman's mum
[02:06.951]Duck:
[02:07.099]maybe you would like that musical advise
[02:09.174]As the one human in your life who's not used to having lines
[02:11.332]Red Guy:
[02:11.653]Ask that guy in the mirror to come here and explain to ya
[02:14.134]You're not stuck in Trumania
[02:15.192]you're stuck in true MANIA!
[02:16.536]Now I'm walking out don't try to hold me hostage
[02:18.882]Cause I'm the top dog
[02:19.628]Yellow Guy:
[02:19.847]He's Grolton, you're Hovris!
[02:20.925]staffs:
[02:21.315]We should probably do something
[02:22.407]Truman seems keen to leave...
[02:23.568]He's more likely to get to Clayhill than Fiji, please
[02:25.957]Uh, hang on, change frequencies-
[02:27.296]Truman Burbank:
[02:27.580]Seems they shut it off
[02:28.553]like they did to your show when the Queen deceased
[02:30.482]Not sure if this is the right time or place for debating this
[02:32.619]I feel like a beast is watching as we're stuck here entertaning him
[02:35.159]Nah, just kidding
[02:36.235]if only someone were taping this
[02:37.622]So you could see the looks on the hands they
[02:39.198]...puppet your faces with!
[02:40.277]Is that the best you can do?
[02:41.773]What did I expect from an exec in a suit?
[02:44.260]I don't mean the red guy, nah
[02:45.601]I mean a separate buffon
[02:46.969]I'm directly addressing this message to you
[02:50.335]staff: Uh, sir, now wha-
[02:51.792]director: Uh, get it go, get it go, cut outro