The Real Slime Shady - Dan Bull.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Dan Bull
[00:00.000]The moon is full
[00:02.503]The cave is deep
[00:04.576]Anybody who is sane is asleep
[00:08.283]It's deep down here
[00:10.134]Don't creep down here
[00:12.021]Or you might disappear suddenly down here
[00:15.717]Welcome
[00:16.488]Come inside my hole
[00:17.785]I'm very much obliged
[00:19.585]My friends call me...
[00:20.783][unintelligible]
[00:21.470]But you might know me as slime
[00:23.464]I am the massivest
[00:24.532]Giant Gelatinous
[00:25.305]Guy in this cavernous mine
[00:27.476]My only passion is hiding in passages
[00:29.262]Frightening passing chumps
[00:30.291]Hi!
[00:30.907]I'm in your messages
[00:32.097]Slide in like cathaters
[00:33.006]Right in your bladder
[00:33.716]Surprise!
[00:34.510]Try to fly and you'll happen to find
[00:35.915]That you're trapped in a dilemma
[00:37.155]Kafka could write
[00:38.198]You can try and hit back
[00:39.409]When I die I just
[00:39.838]Snap
[00:40.098]As if I am elastic incised
[00:41.873]Look at the size of this bastard
[00:43.105]Dividing like matter
[00:44.048]The kind that'll happen when atoms collide
[00:45.944]Not about to deny it
[00:47.452]I'm having a fabulous time
[00:48.834]Rapping this rhyme
[00:49.684]I cram it with multisyllabics
[00:51.194]And double entendres in patterns
[00:52.546]That baffle your mind
[00:53.488]I flip mathematics like a poltergeist
[00:55.381]Because when I divide then I multiply
[00:56.868]I'm not the sort to die
[00:57.828]Wouldn't resort to violence
[00:58.842]Cos the more you try it
[00:59.860]Then the more I riot
[01:00.824]One on one
[01:02.228]I'm a one man army
[01:04.603]Come on, Bruv
[01:06.265]No one can harm me
[01:08.231]We aren't going to cause
[01:09.650]Any trouble now, are we?
[01:11.805]So turn around and start
[01:13.038]Running for your life calmly
[01:15.611]The moon is full
[01:17.130]The cave is deep
[01:19.017]Anybody who is sane is asleep
[01:22.752]It's deep down here
[01:24.597]Don't creep down here
[01:26.402]Or you might disappear suddenly down here
[01:30.435]I look like a creeper's head
[01:31.350]If he was dead
[01:32.341]Of being beheaded by guillotine
[01:33.986]Chop!
[01:34.136]Instead of creeping up on villagers
[01:36.568]To burst to smithereens
[01:37.697]Pop!
[01:37.905]In here your screams don't mean a hill of beans
[01:40.247]No being can hear a thing
[01:41.715]No sweet idyllic scenes of village greens
[01:44.070]You're merely here to bleed
[01:45.293]Amid dirt and in grime
[01:46.567]You might just bump into slime
[01:48.543]Two for the price of one
[01:50.105]Look I'm providing
[01:51.125]Such a good time
[01:52.373]I'm the verdant-est slice
[01:54.128]Of Turkish delight
[01:55.471]Lurk in the murk of the mines
[01:57.429]Don't you look twice
[01:58.502]A kind word of advice
[02:00.443]Hi, my name's slime Shady!
[02:01.613]Dunno why but scru face Jean’s on my mind lately
[02:03.903]My baby
[02:05.010]Come writhe in my gravy
[02:06.060]Twice daily
[02:06.838]You're right in my lane
[02:07.768]Better drive safely
[02:08.606]When I'm pulling you aside it's
[02:09.764]Nothing like a traffic stop
[02:10.570]On a white lady
[02:11.526]So you don't survive by being a cry baby
[02:13.253]You can try vainly or die bravely
[02:15.001]I'm a single father mother
[02:17.027]Call me dad and mommy
[02:18.984]Flouting the Chinese 'One Child Policy'
[02:22.671]Started the bottom
[02:24.076]Now I've a bloody colony
[02:26.302]I could be a doctor
[02:27.855]Teaching epidemiology
[02:29.892]The moon is full
[02:31.686]The cave is deep
[02:33.491]Anybody who is sane is asleep
[02:36.955]It's deep down here
[02:38.957]Don't creep down here
[02:40.813]Or you might disappear suddenly down here
[02:44.484]I might seem green
[02:45.802]But I'm just jelly
[02:46.844]Putting you in a jam
[02:47.850]like gooseberries
[02:48.700]It's very clear I need intervention
[02:50.612]Like when I bukkaked Peter Venkman
[02:52.474]See me just skeet
[02:53.368]Without an erection
[02:54.197]Spreading my seed
[02:55.076]In every direction
[02:56.010]You’re gonna need some heavy protection
[02:57.981]When I release the rest of'em
[02:59.435]Hold up!
[03:00.050]You've hit the sloppiest roadblock
[03:01.841]You and your crew can run up and get coldcocked
[03:03.591]We're a chip off of the old block
[03:05.021]How come a Minecraft parody's a whole bop?
[03:06.922]Even with no cock
[03:08.246]No ovulation
[03:09.097]We're causing overpopulation
[03:10.929]Mobs in a mob
[03:11.870]Self Replicating
[03:12.629]Sorry we're late
[03:13.719]And kept you waiting
[03:14.641]Under a full moon
[03:15.344]What would a fool do?
[03:16.350]To win a for-tune
[03:17.275]And will it fall through?
[03:18.212]Couldn't afford to
[03:19.198]But could have fooled you
[03:20.070]To a cos fault, you
[03:20.995]Keep getting foiled, you
[03:21.934]Are like the fall dew
[03:22.818]Back every morn new
[03:23.782]Didn't I warn you
[03:24.633]Didn't it dawn on you
[03:25.630]That when we fall on your sword
[03:26.632]Then we're born anew?
[03:27.615]Don't make us keep repeating
[03:28.576]Are we boring you?
[03:29.581]Though I'd like to stay around
[03:30.760]Alas, I can't stick
[03:32.796]About very long
[03:34.685]Gotta bounce
[03:35.397]Gotta split
[03:36.248]So put down your stick
[03:38.119]There's no need to attack
[03:39.925]If you do or you don't
[03:41.912]We will keep coming back
[03:43.634]When the moon is full
[03:45.484]The cave is deep
[03:47.817]Anybody who is sane is asleep
[03:51.407]It's deep down here
[03:53.369]Don't creep down here
[03:55.254]Or you might disappear suddenly down here