Welcome To Smash Bros. - djsmell/Schaffrillas.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : James Phyrillas
[00:00.000] 作曲 : James Phyrillas
[00:00.000]Welcome to Smash Brothers
[00:01.995]Have a look around
[00:03.853]Any gaming franchise you can think of can be found
[00:07.572]We've got dozens of fighters
[00:09.700]Both classic and new
[00:11.823]You're guaranteed a character important to you
[00:15.276]Welcome to Smash Brothers
[00:17.401]Hop into a fight
[00:19.260]Would you like to 1 on 1 me?
[00:21.120]Or use items just for spite?
[00:22.979]We have oodles of options
[00:24.838]For competitive fans ;)
[00:26.698]*laugh
[00:27.495]Just don't bring up melee cause that game is banned
[00:30.714]Welcome to Smash Brothers
[00:32.838]You wouldn't believe
[00:34.432]How many people want Mario to beat up Minecraft Steve
[00:38.151]Play Samus!
[00:39.245]Play Simon!
[00:40.307]Play sans Undertale!
[00:42.448]We got crossover so endless in scale
[00:46.182]Welcome to Smash Brothers
[00:48.305]Get into elite
[00:49.901]All you need to do is spam that PK Fire shit to cheat
[00:53.619]We got spririts
[00:54.681]No trophies
[00:55.745]And no target test
[00:57.720]But we got a bunch of online fanart...
[00:59.314]Of wii fit trainer and Palutena f**king each other
[01:01.456]Welcome Smash Brothers
[01:03.050]Snake can't use a gun
[01:04.111]But a teenage in highschool can pull his out just for fun
[01:07.444]We gotta censor Mythra 'cause her outfit is too lewd
[01:10.898]But you can play as Shulk and Samus half nude!
[01:13.820]Sonic's been here 13 years and still he's all alone
[01:16.477]Ganondorf has been here 20
[01:17.930]And he still plays like a clone
[01:19.370]Play as PAC-MAN or
[01:20.167]Attack the man who brought everybody back
[01:22.026]Because the game lacks Dente Crash and Knack
[01:23.886]Don't cut him Slack,cause he's a hack and
[01:25.303]Sakurai hate Modern Kirby
[01:26.896]Never played the games
[01:28.225]There's 8 Fire Emblem f**kers
[01:29.569]Why do they all play the same?
[01:30.896]Can we get a new Zelda rep thats not a Link?
[01:34.084]Who cares about Ridley and Banjo
[01:35.146]IF
[01:35.695]THEIR
[01:36.224]MOVIE
[01:36.491]SETS
[01:37.022]SUCKS
[01:38.615]Could I interest you in everyone?
[01:39.677]Everyone's here!
[01:41.007]Go on and play as everyone
[01:42.631]Everyone's here!
[01:44.225]Waluigi not though so there's still more work I fear
[01:47.146]But for now it's everyone
[01:48.475]Everyone's here!
[01:49.803]Could I interest you in everyone?
[01:51.412]Everyone's here!
[01:52.743]Go on and play as everyone
[01:54.069]Everyone's here!
[01:55.677]Waluigi not though so there's still more work I fear
[01:58.601]But for now it's everyone
[02:00.196]Everyone's here!
[02:01.788]
[02:12.146]You know
[02:14.538]It wasn't always like this
[02:18.790]Not very long ago...
[02:22.515]Just before your time
[02:26.226]Right before the gamecube dropped
[02:30.209]Circa '99
[02:33.396]There were only 8
[02:35.522]Right out the gate
[02:38.177]You could unlock 4
[02:41.366]We set our sights and spent our nights
[02:45.087]Waiting...
[02:48.272]FOR MORE
[02:50.927]MORE
[02:52.256]We just wanted more
[02:55.709]When Kojima asked for Snake in
[03:00.228]That kicked down the door
[03:03.412]And you kept on requesting
[03:07.666]There icons galore
[03:11.912]Now look at you
[03:13.771]Oh...
[03:15.366]Look at you
[03:17.225]Youuuuuuuu~
[03:22.803]Insatiable you
[03:25.990]All he needs to add is gone now
[03:30.506]Sora and
[03:31.850]Goku
[03:33.709]And even when they're added
[03:37.694]There's still more to do
[03:41.413]Sakurai once thought brawl
[03:45.146]Would they ended them all..
[03:51.256]*laughing hysterically
[04:01.349]Could I interest you in everyone?
[04:04.006]Everyone's here!
[04:06.778]Go on and play as everyone
[04:09.007]Everyone's here!
[04:11.666]Waluigi not though so there's still more work I fear
[04:16.711]But for now it's everyone
[04:19.367]Everyone's here!
[04:20.430]Could I interest you in everyone?
[04:22.023]Everyone's here!
[04:23.351]Go on and play as everyone
[04:24.414]Everyone's here!
[04:26.022]Waluigi not though so there's still more work I fear
[04:29.211]Anyone and everyone
[04:30.102]And anyone and everyone
[04:31.697]And anyone and everyone
[04:33.025]EVERYONE'S HERE!