[00:00.00] 作词 : Oliver McGill[00:01.00] 作曲 : Oliver McGill[00:03.67]Set fire to your hair 放火烧你的头发[00:06.59]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 拿根棍子戳灰熊[00:10.55]Eat medicines that’s out of date 吃上一堆过期的药[00:14.61]Use your private parts as piranha bait 用私处去钓食人鱼[00:18.28] Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法[00:21.81]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法[00:26.08]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法[00:29.56]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法[00:32.52]Get your toast out with a fork 用根叉子去拿吐司[00:38.53]Do your own electrical work 电工活儿你自己来[00:42.21]Teach yourself how to fly 自学飞机怎么开[00:46.14]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie 吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派[00:50.40][00:50.73]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法[00:53.68]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法[00:58.20]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法[01:02.20]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法[01:04.34][01:05.18]Invite a psycho killer inside 把杀人狂请进门[01:08.21]Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride 在毒贩的新车上划道痕[01:12.41]Take your helmet off in outer space 在外太空脱下你的头盔[01:16.72]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place 悄悄地躲在干衣机里[01:20.26][01:20.54]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法[01:23.63]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法[01:28.00]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法[01:31.41]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法[01:34.29]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 养只响尾蛇当宠物[01:38.10]Sell both your kidneys on the Internet 把两个肾都在网上卖掉[01:42.54]Eat a tube of superglue 吃上一管万能胶[01:46.53]“I wonder what’s this red button do?” 我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的?[01:50.22] Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法[01:53.51]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法[01:57.93]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法[02:01.47]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法[02:07.18]Dress up like a moose during hunting season 在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿[02:13.98]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 闲着没事惹一窝马蜂[02:19.58] Stand on the edge of a train station platform 站在火车站的站台边缘[02:24.56]Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing 开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆[02:28.13]Run across the tracks between the platforms 冲过火车站台之间的铁轨[02:31.64]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly 它们虽然不押韵却很可能是[02:35.60]The dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法[02:38.98]Dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法[02:43.06]Dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法[02:46.09] So many dumb 好多种蠢蠢的[02:51.04]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法