[00:00.00] 作词 : Cosmo Sheldrake[00:01.00] 作曲 : Cosmo Sheldrake[00:10.20]If I were a TARDIGRADE I'd move out from home[00:14.55]Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne[00:19.60]Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn[00:25.02]These are the things that I never will learn[00:29.83]These are the things I never will learn[00:50.32]I live in the shrubbery for that's all I crave[00:55.180]I don't want these excitements to see me to my grave[01:00.459]I can live life in vacuums for years with no drinks[01:05.540]And put up with hardships more than you can think[01:10.831]And put up with hardships more than you can think[01:21.641]If I shed all my liquid and let myself dry out[01:36.191]I'll shrivel and sleep for some 15 odd years[01:41.081]I'd wake up come water and get on with living[01:46.251]With time in my pocket to pass by the day[01:51.653]If I were a TARDIGRADE I'd move out from home[01:56.480]Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne[02:01.441]Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn[02:06.531]These are the things that I never will learn[02:11.622]These are the things I never will learn[02:22.722]For I am a TARDIGRADE and I'll stay at home[02:51.864]I'd not trade it for anything, not a knife, a cup or a throne[03:15.073]Well all I want is my shrubbery and my little patch of moss[03:25.662]With my whisky in the cabinet[03:31.002]And my feet all clothed in socks[03:36.073]And my feet clothed in socks[03:45.073]