The Ballad Of Bob The Snow Golem - Dan Bull.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Dan Bull
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[00:02.610] Yay! Bedtime story! (Yay!)
[00:04.576] Read the book, damnit!
[00:05.341] Alright, calm down, calm down
[00:08.430] This is an ancient tale from many snapshots ago
[00:12.107] Long before version 1.19
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[00:15.604] In the middle of the village was a household
[00:17.326] A little different to the others, they weren't as cold
[00:19.425] So let's go down below to meet the only townsfolk made out of snow
[00:22.698] He was a clown, you know
[00:23.476] Loved pranking, bro
[00:24.239] Suddenly pouncing, making people round say
[00:25.930] Oh!
[00:26.544] His name was Bob
[00:27.114] And his daily job was guarding the town nightly a 8 o'clock
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[00:30.187] But Bob got so bored
[00:31.787] That he'd lobbed snowballs at the locals
[00:33.792] And although all snow that was thrown here was frozen
[00:35.903] Nobody really thought it was so cool
[00:37.945] Wasn't the most socially appropriate mode of approaching the folk
[00:40.076] Who would go to the law court to report that he broke rules
[00:43.020] Had a vote, and of course, they'd enforce he be stonewalled
[00:45.106] He was caged and afraid, he would wave and say, "hey", to the kids
[00:49.999] Parents shaking their heads and they would make them look away
[00:53.633] Just as if he didn't exist
[00:55.639] And so Bob made the decision to begin making amends
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[00:59.096] Said sorry mama, never meant to hit you
[01:02.383] Never meant to make you cry
[01:04.829] So could I, be freed now
[01:06.926] I promise that I will throw no snow
[01:08.842] I'll go home, keep it on the low, low
[01:10.302] So, this town isn't a no-go-zone no mo'
[01:12.583] Just a cup of cocoa
[01:13.728] And a ho ho ho
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[01:14.659] No po po, yo
[01:15.713] Just a nice, time (ah)
[01:18.289] Though, uh-oh, yo, it's the night time (ah)
[01:22.028] And once the sunset's done
[01:23.543] The undead come, so be afraid
[01:25.498] They're such a hungry bunch
[01:27.320] They want to munch and eat your brains
[01:29.538] Nowhere to run and hide
[01:31.345] No, they'll just come inside
[01:33.045] Wherever you put your bum, they're going to come and find you
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[01:36.757] But Bob noticed the bloody loud commotion
[01:38.441] Would have dove in, but wasn't allowed
[01:39.662] The townsfolk just forbode him
[01:40.914] It was foreboding to know
[01:41.806] That he couldn't go, no chucking snow
[01:43.192] So he felt frozen
[01:44.044] The zombies closed in, it was as though
[01:45.730] They were hunting for something, enclosures were opened
[01:47.681] Pumpkins were jumped, there was no clear motive but phobia
[01:49.991] Punching a pumpkin is odious
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[01:51.592] Bob took umbrage at his bros being broken
[01:53.215] And broke those oaths that he won't throw snow
[01:55.073] He was ready to bury any undead in the are with a
[01:56.715] Bo bo bo bo bo!
[01:58.867] Go home zombies, ain't it obvious?
[02:00.250] We don't want them
[02:00.697] We got them good, got them gone and with no problem
[02:02.748] So the folk bestowed honours and wrote heroic songs
[02:04.864] In honour of Bob the snow golem
[02:06.262] And although they were so fond of him, doted on him
[02:08.364] They couldn't condone lobbing snow with no punishment
[02:09.926] He was thrown back inside like Bo Burnham was trapped in an iron and stone column
[02:13.291] No comment
[02:13.631] How could you live knowing you've done it?
[02:14.894] Have you no honour?
[02:15.571] Got me stuck here 'til the midsummer?
[02:16.776] That's some folk horror
[02:17.439] Folks want to go on about having free will
[02:18.877] 'Til you put them in a crowd more than three, then they're evil
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[02:21.100] That's when Bob said: well then I'll be damned
[02:22.300] If I let the crowd mentality get me down
[02:24.060] I'm planning to throw down
[02:25.029] You turned me barbaric like a snowcone Conan
[02:27.191] Now feel the wrath of the snowman
[02:28.433] Brap brap brap!
[02:29.269] Run home and close the doors
[02:30.054] I'm chucking frozen balls at you with no remorse
[02:31.733] You could have brokered peace
[02:32.758] But now you've chose war
[02:33.676] I'll suffer no defeat, 'til very person falls
[02:35.498] So every player be warned this is the perfect storm
[02:38.036] And 'til the weather's turning warm
[02:39.201] I'll lob those snowballs at the locals 'til there are no more
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[02:43.537] What happened to him, where is he now?
[02:46.778] Oh, he is still out there, waiting
[02:49.887] Waiting? Woah, what do you mean by waiting?
[02:52.846] Waiting
[02:54.623] Anyway, goodnight!
[02:55.815] Waiting? No, no, come back! (No!)
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