My Father's a Homo / Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist - Andrew Rannells/Christian Borle.mp3

[00:00.510]JASON: My father's a homo, my mother's not thrilled at all
[00:07.899]Father homo, what about chromosomes?
[00:11.847]Do they carry? Will they carry? Who's the homo now?
[00:16.235]My fater said that one day I'll grow up to be president
[00:20.115]And that ideas not so wild
[00:23.160]I don't live the life of a normal child
[00:32.950]'Cause I'm too smart for my own good.
[00:36.269]And I'm too good for my sorry little life.
[00:40.628]My mother's no wife
[00:43.229]And my father's no man
[00:45.222]No man at all
[00:49.210]TRINA: Honey, why don't you go out and play? ( JASON: No. )
[00:55.040]Sweetheart, I worry. Sweetheart, I do.
[00:59.087]I worry a lot ×3
[01:02.587]I could take you to the Jewish center-
[01:06.946]I think you like playing chess alone, that's not normal. ( JASON: What is normal? )
[01:12.768]I wouldn't know
[01:14.682]Why don't you speak on the telephone with anyone? Just get a friend, anyone.
[01:22.610]Darling, please see a psychiatrist.
[01:25.601]He's quite a guy. And I admire how he acts.
[01:29.860]No one is saying you're a sick neurotic
[01:33.311]But you can find some help- Hear me out please.
[01:36.750]Yes, you could find some help. He could help you realize
[01:40.570]How confused you are. It's very clear
[01:44.179]Daddy's sincere, but a schmo!
[01:48.376]You and I must trust our emotions,
[01:52.453]Make no commotions.
[01:54.889]Will you go?
[01:59.063]JASON: No!
[02:00.545]MARVIN: Jason, please see a psychiatrist.
[02:06.491]He's just a psychiatrist.
[02:09.768]I'll pay the bill until you're old.
[02:16.234]TRINA/MARVIN: Darling, please listen to your father here./Jason, please see a psychiatrist.
[02:18.707]TRINA/MARVIN/JANSON: He's not a genius type, Lord knows./Jason, please see a psychiatrist. /No, I won't go!
[02:21.498]TRINA/MARVIN/JANSON: But he knows what's true.He chose the man who I think knows the answer/He's just a psychiatrist./I will not go!
[02:26.163]TRINA/MARVIN/JANSON: To all your problems./I'll pay the bill/Never, never, never, never,
[02:28.426]TRINA/MARVIN/JANSON: Mendel understands what's bothering you/Until you're old./Never, never, never, never- Forget it!
[02:31.375]TRINA, MARVIN, AND JANSON: What a mess this is, this family! Experts can see this is so
[02:39.473]Photographs can't capture our magic, we're simply tragic.
[02:45.906]TRINA AND MARVIN: Will you go?
[02:51.195]JASON: No.
[02:52.592]TRINA AND MARVIN: Jason, please see a psychiatrist! He's not- ( JASON: I won't say boo. ) -exorbitant, and he's very smart!
[02:59.395]JASON: If intelligence were the only criterion,
[03:01.599]Then I wouldn't really need a psychiatrist, would I? ( TRINA: No. ) Would I? ( MARVIN: No. )
[03:06.452]Just because you failed as parents!
[03:10.308]TRINA: ...Get thee to a psychiatrist!
[03:12.916]MARVIN: Hey, kid, listen-
[03:14.318]JASON: I don't need-
[03:15.174]TRINA AND MARVIN: He needs a psychiatrist!
[03:17.198]JASON: I want-
[03:17.802]TRINA AND MARVIN: A psychiatrist!
[03:19.019]JASON: I want to speak with Whizzer!
[03:20.792]MARVIN: Speak with whom?
[03:21.769]JASON: With Whizzer.
[03:23.359]MARVIN/TRINA/JASON: With Whizzer/With Whizzer/With Whizzer
[03:28.228]MARVIN: Oh my god...
[03:31.419]TRINA, MARVIN, AND JASON: Whizzer- Whizzer- Whizzer- Whizzer-
[03:46.800]JASON: Whizzer, do you think I should see a psychiatrist?
[03:52.387]WHIZZER: I'm not sure, Jason.
[03:57.574]Jason, maybe so.
[04:01.471]Absolutely, Jason.
[04:05.448]JASON: OK, I'll go.
[04:07.763]WHIZZER/JASON/TRINA: He'll go./I'll go/He'll go!
[04:10.702]JASON: If he comes here-
[04:11.849]MARVIN: If he comes here?
[04:12.963]TRINA: He might come here.
[04:15.384]MARVIN: They don't make house calls.
[04:19.437](Alarm clock rings) Whizzer: Oh.