[00:01.961]I had a pet lizard named Geroge[00:05.374]He was cool but he made me really bored[00:08.794]so I gave him to my mom[00:10.625]and she loves him very much[00:12.409]because animals are better than people[00:16.002]They try to cancel me cancel me[00:18.329]bother me bother me[00:19.992]Stop bothering me[00:21.216]I don't even like my job[00:23.640]Karens, shut the f**k up[00:25.445]Vegans, shut the f**k up[00:27.228]Babies, shut the f**k up[00:29.077]Everyone needs to shup the f**k up[00:30.858]Putin, shut the f**k up[00:32.657]War, shut the f**k up[00:34.494]Dinosaurs, shut the f**k up[00:36.336]Every needs to shut the f**k up[00:38.359]Traffic, shut the f**k up[00:39.899]People, shut the f**k up[00:41.717]Groceries, shut the f**k up[00:43.523]Everyone needs to shut the f**k up[00:48.875]My therapist says I need help[00:52.335]because my bestfriend is an elf on the shelf[00:55.716]He's got dietary needs[00:57.698]and he sacres me when I sleep[00:59.439]That's why Amazon should be illegal[01:02.917]They try to cancel me cancel me[01:05.164]bother me bother me[01:06.927]Stop bothering me[01:07.849]I am working really hard[01:10.815]DJ, shut the f**k up[01:12.346]Paintings, shut the f**k up[01:14.159]Taxs, shut the f**k up[01:16.005]Everyone needs to shut the f**k up[01:17.834]Email, shut the f**k up[01:19.577]Franch people, shut the f**k up[01:21.379]New years, shut the f**k up[01:23.252]Everyone needs to shut the f**k up[01:25.010]Molecule, shut the f**k up[01:26.764]Golf, shut the f**k up[01:28.667]Bulldog? just kidding I love you[01:30.430]Everyone needs to shut the f**k up[01:35.818]OK, time for PSA[01:39.450]dogs are good, people are bad[01:43.009]dogs good, people bad[01:46.682]I said dogs good, people bad[01:50.263]shut your mouth[01:52.020]Don't be mad[01:53.811]It's the truth