Scg Minus 1: The Ruiz Ranch Massacre - Lordi.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Mr. Lordi/Tracy Lipp/Ralph Ruiz
[00:00.375] 作曲 : Mr. Lordi/Tracy Lipp
[00:00.751]"Rolling. Speed. Okay, you're in the frame.
[00:03.491]Go ahead and slate it."
[00:05.203]"Okay, August 25th, 1995. Kermit, Texas, interview with Mr. Rufus Ruiz to talk..."
[00:11.266]"Ain't no need to be so god damn formal. Everyone just calls me Rufus the Redneck, but you can call me Rufus."
[00:18.891]"Redneck?"
[00:19.647]"Damn straight, and proud of it. Born and bread, never get the south out of me, god damn it."
[00:24.602]"Rufus, your newsletter described some pretty bizarre things going on out in your cornfields. Now when did this...?"
[00:29.953]"Down right infernal, if you ask me. My better half, Ethel- come say hi, Ethel."
[00:36.398]"Y'all want some iced tea or some fried chicken and hush puppies? I can whip them up for you right fast."
[00:42.652]"Woman, scoot."
[00:44.273]"Well, no thanks. But anywho, you were saying?"
[00:47.888]"Tell you what, let's head on into the shed where we can talk without no one to bother us none. All quietly."
[00:56.620]"Do you see that lampshade? I swear that's made of human skin. Looks like a tattoo or something, that one."
[00:59.261]"Y'all want some chewing tobacco. Here, have some. Grow some hair on yoyur balls, hehehehe."
[01:06.157]"Make sure we get all of this, okay?"
[01:07.143]"Like I was saying, them things they done come here six times already, down in the south forty, burning bonfires, chanting crazy shit about scarctic something or other. And turning my corn.
[01:19.149]Ethel got herself a strong hankering to go down and join with them. I swear she was like under some sort of trance or something like that.
[01:27.032]Acting like she was three sheets to the wind, crazy old woman. Acting like Jezebell demon voodoo barleycorn bullshit.
[01:33.360]Took all my doing make her stay put. I even had my cousin, the right reverend Ruiz, he's kinda famous, you know, trying to exorcise the demons out of Ethel.
[01:44.394]Next time I swear I'm gonna take my twelve gauge to him. You'll see. Hold on a minute! Sweet meteor shit, look at that. Them bastards ara back a seventh time.
[02:00.221]"Come on, is the camera rolling? Okay, look, make sure get this."
[02:00.952]"I'll show... Ethel, Ethel. What they done gone off to. Get back in the house. Put some damn clothes on, woman. You're naked. No one wants to see that.
[02:11.310]God damn, god damn my cousin make me make an honest woman out of you, shoot me in the backside with a god damn shotgun. Im regret the day I ever made you, woman.
[02:20.743]God damn it. I've had about enough of this horseshit. Gonna the old fashioned redneck way. Ya'll stay here."
[02:33.436]"****, we gotta get this. Come on, let's follow..."
[02:35.879]"Woo-ooh! Don't mess with Texas. I tell y'all imma **** this thing with three. Hey, give me back my wild animal. Ethel, come back here!"
[02:47.975]"Dude, there must be a hundred people over by that fire. Do you see that? What are those big things? Are they even human?
[02:56.362]"I don't know."
[02:56.833]"They look like gorillas or... something."
[02:59.631]"Let's make sure we get this, alright? Clearly something strange is happening. Rufus is, is gonna rip the whole strange, whatever they are.
[03:11.298]The- oh, the biggest one looks like its had enough, ooh
[03:16.809]Rufus is down! The thing just swatted Rufus like he was a fly. They see us."