[00:26.111]I'd like to be a princess on a throne[00:29.601]To have a country I can call my own.[00:33.874]And a king[00:36.132]Who's lusty and requires a fling[00:40.173]With a female thing.[00:43.744]Great...[00:45.475]Men will be men...[00:47.143]Let me turn on the gas.[00:51.089]I caught them in the den[00:53.891]With Marvin grabbing Whizzer's ass.[00:57.720]Oh, sure, I'm sure he's sure, he did his best[01:01.414]I mean, he meant to be what he was not.[01:04.941]The things he was are things which I've forgot.[01:08.044]He's a queen.[01:08.837]I'm a queen.[01:09.678]Where is my crown?[01:11.218]I'm breaking down.[01:12.559]I'm breaking down.[01:14.259]My life is shitty.[01:15.511]And my kid seems like an idiot to me.[01:17.569]I mean, that's sick.[01:19.216]I mean, he's great.[01:20.913]It's me who is the matter,[01:22.729]Talking madder than the maddest hatter.[01:25.511]If I repeat one more word,[01:28.423]I swear I'll lose my brain.[01:32.003]Oh, what else should I explain?[01:35.615]Oh yes, it's true. I can cry on cue...[01:38.328]But so can you.[01:39.224]I'm breaking down.[01:40.901]I'm breaking down.[01:43.034]Down- Down-[01:46.306]You ask me "Is it fun to cry over nothing?"[01:49.548]It is.[01:51.048]I'm breaking down.[01:59.344]Now lets consider what I might do next.[02:02.591]I hate admitting that I've become perplexed.[02:06.753]I'm berieved; I've cried[02:10.128]I've shook; I've yelled; I've heaved[02:12.987]I have been decieved.[02:16.431]As enemies go[02:19.886]Whizzer is not so bad.[02:23.730]It's just he so damn happy[02:26.849]That it makes me so damn mad.[02:30.614]I wanna hate him, but I really can't.[02:34.129]It's like a nightmare how this all proceeds.[02:37.667]I hope that Whizzer don't fulfill his need.[02:40.676]"Don't" is wrong.[02:41.453]Sing along.[02:42.310]What was the noun?[02:43.546]I'm breaking down.[02:45.099]I'm breaking down.[02:46.793]I'll soon redecorate these stalls.[02:48.757]I'd like some padding on the walls.[02:50.418]And also pills.[02:52.051]I wanna sleep.[02:53.650]Sure things will prob'ly worsen,[02:55.254]But it's not like I'm some healthy person.[03:00.877]I've rethought my talks with Marv,[03:04.074]And one fact does emerge:[03:09.365]I think I like his shrink.[03:11.815]So that is why I might turn to a drink.[03:14.860]I'm on the brink of breaking down[03:17.098]I'm breaking down.[03:19.921]Down- Down-[03:22.768]I only want to love a man who can love me[03:26.449]Or like me[03:27.134]Or help me. Help me...[03:29.895]Marvin was never mine.[03:33.408]He took his meetings in the boys' latrine.[03:36.735]I used to cry.[03:37.961]He'd make a scene.[03:39.224]I'd rather die than dry clean[03:42.440]Marvin's wedding gown.[03:44.230]I'm breaking down.[03:45.904]I'm breaking down.[03:47.831]It's so upsetting when I found[03:49.658]That what's rectangular is round.[03:51.161]I mean, it stinks.[03:52.769]I mean, he's queer.[03:54.654]And me, I'm just a freak[03:56.428]Who needs it maybe every other week. I don't know...[04:01.678]I've rethought the fun we've had,[04:04.672]And one fact does emerge:[04:09.789]I've played a foolish clown,[04:14.262]The almost-virgin who sings this dirge[04:18.713]Is on the verge of breaking down[04:21.256]I'm breaking down.[04:23.601]Down- Down-[04:26.608]The only thing that's breaking up is my family.[04:33.109]The only thing that's breaking up is my family![04:36.284]But me, I'm breaking down-