[00:00.000] 作词 : Davies, Yankovic[00:01.000] 作曲 : R. Davies[00:05]I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah[00:08]where it bubbles all the time[00:10]like a giant carbonated soda,[00:13]S O D A, soda[00:17]I saw the little runt sitting there on a log[00:20]I asked him his name[00:21]and in a raspy voice he said Yoda,[00:25]Y O D A, Yoda,[00:28]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[00:31][00:38]Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen[00:41]a guy who looks like a Muppet[00:43]but he's wrinkled and green,[00:44]Oh my Yoda,[00:46]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[00:50]Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand[00:53]how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand[00:56]oh my Yoda[00:58]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:01]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:05][01:11]Well, I left home just a week before,[01:14]and I'd never ever been a Jedi before[01:17]but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,[01:20]He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"[01:23]Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben[01:26]So it looks I'm gonna start all over again[01:29]with my Yoda,[01:31]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:34]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:38]Yoda,[01:40]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:43]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[01:47][01:53]So I used the force,[01:56]I picked up a box,[01:59]I lifted some rocks,[02:02]While I stood on my head,[02:06]Well I won't forget what Yoda said[02:08]He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side,[02:11]and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide"[02:14]Oh my Yoda,[02:16]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[02:20]"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed[02:23]But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"[02:26]Oh my Yoda,[02:28]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[02:32]Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess[02:35]so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess[02:38]But I know that I'll be coming back some day[02:41]I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray[02:44]The Long-term contract I hadda sign[02:47]says I'll be making these movies till the end of time[02:50]with my Yoda[02:52]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[02:55]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda[02:59]Yoda[03:01]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda