[00:00.00] 作词 : Edward Kleban[00:01.00] 作曲 : Marvin Hamlisch[00:23.25]Dance: ten; Looks; three.[00:25.26]And I' still on unemployment,[00:27.33]Dancing for my own enjoyment.[00:29.31]That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.[00:31.75]\"Dance: ten; Looks; three,\"[00:33.94]I like to die![00:35.76]Left the theatre and[00:36.76]Called the doctor for[00:38.00]My appointment to buy...[00:40.30]Tits and ass.[00:42.73]Bought myself a fancy pair.[00:45.01]Tightened up the derriere.[00:47.00]Did the nose with it.[00:48.17]All that goes with it.[00:49.42]Tits and ass![00:51.69]Had the bingo-bongos done.[00:53.80]Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours![00:58.12]Tits and ass won't get you jobs[01:02.44]Unless they're yours.[01:07.32]Didn't cost a fortune neither.[01:09.55]Didn't hurt my *** life either.[01:11.87]Flat and sassy,[01:13.98]I would get the strays and losers.[01:16.23]Beggars really can't be choosers.[01:18.11]That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.[01:20.50]Fised the chassis.[01:22.55]\"How do you do!\"[01:24.69]Life turned into and[01:25.75]Endless medley of[01:26.82]\"Gee it had to be you!\"[01:28.57]Why?[01:29.13]Tits and ass![01:31.63]Where the cupboard once was bare[01:33.76]Now you knock and someone's there.[01:35.93]You have got 'em, hey.[01:37.09]Top to bottom, hey.[01:38.75]It's a gas![01:40.62]Just a dash of silicone.[01:42.77]Shake your new maracas and you fine![01:47.02]Tits and ass can change your life.[01:51.66]They sure changed mine.[02:01.21]Have it all done.[02:03.62]Honey, take my word.[02:06.47]Grab a cab, c'mon.[02:07.94]See the wizard on[02:09.20]Park and Seventy-Third[02:11.71]For[02:13.57]Tits and ass.[02:16.63]Orchestra or balcony.[02:19.90]What they want is whatcha see.[02:22.86]Keep the best of you.[02:23.91]Do the rest of you.[02:25.34]Pits or class.[02:27.45]I have never seen it fail.[02:29.64]Debutante or girl or wife.[02:33.80]Tits and ass,[02:35.83]Yes, tits and ass[02:38.11]Have changed...[02:40.65]My...[02:43.03]Life...![02:46.37]