[00:00.000] 作词 : Helen Tian[00:00.708] 作曲 : Helen Tian[00:01.416]You ready, Vince?[00:02.434]a one, two, three, four[00:04.693]a one, two, three, hmm[00:07.505]Told a boy I’d like to be an actress[00:12.552]Itty-bitty me in the third grade[00:15.501](We were literally children)[00:17.318]He laughed it off,[00:18.468]said I could get into pornography[00:21.662](that little brat)[00:22.251]I kind of understood[00:23.591]But I asked him, “What do you mean?”[00:27.785]Always kept my hair long like a princess (so cute)[00:32.184]Til I ran into this man right after school[00:36.666]He said: “The nutrients are flowing from your brain into your hair” (how scientific)[00:42.528]He was balding, so I guess that’s why he really cared (ha, that checks out)[00:47.128]Lucky me, my parents get it[00:50.035]And I’ve been reading heaps of books[00:52.451]So I know my worth can’t be condensed to just the way I look[00:57.752]But theory and practice, they must go hand in hand[01:02.801]That’s ultra hard to do, when you’re not a man[01:07.607]OK, that was part 1, childhood trauma[01:10.646]Moving on to part 2, my early 20s[01:15.718]Started growing up, my world’s expanding[01:20.355]Then I realized being Asian made it worse[01:25.500]“Come by my office,” “we’ll get a drink”[01:28.068]I hope that you mean business[01:30.601]Then ya complement my eyes, and my heart sinks[01:35.301]Lucky me, my parents get it[01:37.918]And they curse your family[01:40.174]But this highly-driven girl[01:42.439]Can’t turn down chances easily[01:45.249]Ah, theory and practice, they must go hand in hand[01:50.817]That’s ultra hard to do, when you’re not a man[01:55.684]Moving on, into a breakdown[01:58.268]The lyrics are fun, short and punchy[02:00.712]So, follow along if you can[02:03.250]It’s either I’m too slutty or fking dumb[02:06.283](too dang slutty, ****ing dumb)[02:08.523]Baby that’s a mouthful pick one[02:13.543]Am I too slutty or ****ing dumb[02:16.300](too dang slutty, ****ing dumb)[02:18.637]Baby that’s a mouthful pick one[02:23.385]Lucky me, my parents get it[02:26.201]And I’ve been reading heaps of books[02:28.383]So I know my worth can’t be condensed to just the way I look[02:33.667]But theory and practice, they must go hand in hand[02:38.701]That’s ultra hard to do,[02:40.966]when you’re not a man[02:42.488](One more time)[02:43.852]But theory and practice, they must go hand in hand[02:48.950]That’s ultra hard to do,[02:51.441]insanely hard to do,[02:54.072]That’s ultra hard to do,[02:55.900]When you’re not a man