Bangers and Mash - Peter Sellers/Sophia Loren.mp3

[00:00.00] 作曲 : David Lee/Herbert Kretzmer
[00:00.00] Him:
[00:04.29]I met 'er down in Napoli and didn't she look great
[00:08.01]And so I brought 'er back to Blighty just to show me mates
[00:11.67]And though we're married 'appily, I'll tell ya furthermore
[00:15.39]I 'aven't 'ad a decent meal since Nineteen-Forty-Four!
[00:18.99]Her:
[00:19.38]Eat your minestrone, Joe!
[00:21.09]Him:
[00:21.15]That's all you ever say!
[00:22.53]Her:
[00:23.07]Eat your macaroni, Joe!
[00:24.87]Him:
[00:25.11]Ev'ry blinkin' day!
[00:26.25]Her:
[00:26.52]No wonder you're so boney, Joe
[00:27.36]And skinny as a rake!
[00:27.78]Him:
[00:27.84]Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make!
[00:29.19]Him:
[00:29.25]Bangers and mash
[00:29.58]Her:
[00:29.64]Minestrone
[00:29.91]Him:
[00:29.97]Bangers and mash
[00:30.30]Her:
[00:30.36]Macaroni
[00:30.57]Him:
[00:30.63]Give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make!
[00:33.66]Her:
[00:45.78]Eat your tagliatelli, Joe!
[00:47.49]Him:
[00:47.55]That's all I've 'eard for years!
[00:49.26]Her:
[00:49.50]Eat your vermicelli, Joe!
[00:51.27]Him:
[00:51.33]It's comin' out me ears!
[00:52.92]Her:
[00:53.07]You've got to fill your belly, Joe!
[00:55.14]Joe, for heaven's sake!
[00:56.64]Him:
[00:56.73]Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make!
[00:59.88]Her:
[01:00.00]Well, alright!
[01:00.54]Him:
[01:00.87]Bangers and mash
[01:01.92]Her:
[01:01.98]Tagliatelli
[01:02.82]Him:
[01:02.88]Bangers and mash
[01:03.57]Her:
[01:03.78]Vermicelli
[01:04.74]Him:
[01:04.80]Ah, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make!
[01:07.74](Spoken. All voices by Sellers):
[01:10.38]American reporter
[01:10.83]:
[01:12.27]Nineteen-Forty-Three, Allied Forces land in Italy!
[01:15.42]1st soldier:
[01:16.11]There's a smashin'-lookin' bird over there, Bert. I think she's showin' out there.
[01:18.93]2nd soldier:
[01:19.17]Well, why don't you chat 'er up then?
[01:20.76]1st soldier:
[01:21.21]Right! Bongourno Signorina now. 'Ere, are you married?
[01:24.72]Italian Girl:
[01:25.02](Unintellible reply)
[01:25.62]1st soldier:
[01:25.83]There y'are. Can't 'ave a fairer answer than that, can ya!
[01:28.74]Her:
[01:29.55]I met him back in Italy, so dashing and good-looking
[01:37.17]He wined me and he dined me ev'ry night
[01:44.61]He said I smiled so prettily and how he loved my cooking
[01:51.87]But since he's married me, it seems he's lost his appetite
[01:55.71]Him
[01:55.77](Italian accent)
[01:56.52]:
[01:56.52]Eat your tagliatelli, Joe!
[01:57.27]Her
[01:57.36](Cockney accent)
[01:58.03]:
[01:58.05]That's all you ever say! Ooohhhhh!
[01:59.97]Him:
[02:00.06]Eat your vermicelli, Joe!
[02:02.01]Her:
[02:02.10]Ev'ry bloomin' day!
[02:03.57]Him:
[02:03.63]You've a-got to fill your belly, Joe!
[02:05.40]Joe, for heaven's sake!
[02:05.88]Her:
[02:05.94]Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash your muvver used to make!
[02:07.41]Him:
[02:07.47]Bangers and mash
[02:07.83]Her:
[02:07.89]Minestrone
[02:08.16]Him:
[02:08.25]Bangers and mash
[02:08.64]Her:
[02:08.70]Macaroni
[02:08.91]Him:
[02:08.97]Give me a bash with the bangers and mash!
[02:09.75]Her:
[02:09.81](Laughing)
[02:09.96]Him:
[02:10.02]Like the same one what your mother was!
[02:10.77]Her:
[02:10.83](Laughing)
[02:10.98]Him:
[02:11.04]What you laughing at now?
[02:11.46]Her:
[02:11.52](Laughing)
[02:11.67]Him:
[02:11.73](Indistinct)
[02:12.03]. . . . . Please!
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