[00:04.339]Get off my ass, ya wee bitty ****[00:08.736]If I pull out the claymore, you're shit outta luck[00:13.920]Who is that girl, that pretty young thing[00:18.644]After I **** her, she'll get up and sing[00:23.288]Aye, aye, aye[00:27.966]Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye[00:32.578]Aye, aye, aye[00:36.886]The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye[00:41.827]Down to the pub, for a two-shillin' ale[00:46.032]The bread on the counter is goin' stale[00:50.865]If I don't get some fresh bread soon[00:55.284]Gonna punch you in your face, and bark at the moon[01:00.142]Aye, aye, aye[01:04.702]Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye[01:09.274]Aye, aye, aye[01:13.631]The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye[01:18.607][01:36.394]Ain't got no girl, 'cuz I haven't the time[01:41.051]Got too many other things on me mind[01:45.880]Patty was nice, she was pale and cute[01:50.069]But I threw her away, like an old piece of fruit[01:55.075]Aye, aye, aye[01:59.771]Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye[02:04.358]Aye, aye, aye[02:08.734]The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye[02:13.345]Got tombs in me pores, my feet are all wet[02:17.791]Got mold in my ears, but I ain't dead yet[02:22.286]Got stones in me bladder, got a crack in me head[02:26.798]When Patty starts cryin', this is what I said[02:31.823]Aye, aye, aye[02:36.526]Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye[02:41.228]Aye, aye, aye[02:45.314]The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye[02:50.354]