[00:02]Times have changed[00:06]And we've often rewound the clock[00:09]Since the Puritans got a shock[00:12]When they landed on Plymouth Rock.[00:16]If today[00:19]Any shock they should try to stem[00:22]'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,[00:26]Plymouth Rock would land on them.[00:29]In olden days, a glimpse of stocking[00:32]Was looked on as something shocking.[00:34]But now, God knows, Anything goes.[00:41]Good authors too who once knew better words[00:44]Now only use four-letter words[00:47]Writing prose.[00:50]Anything goes.[00:52]If driving fast cars you like,[00:55]If low bars you like,[00:56]If old hymns you like,[00:58]If bare limbs you like,[00:59]If Mae West you like,[01:01]Or me undressed you like,[01:02]Why, nobody will oppose.[01:05]When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-[01:09]Truding in nudist parties in[01:11]Studios.[01:14]Anything goes.[01:18][02:40]When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)[02:42]Can get Russian reds to "yes" her,[02:45]Then I suppose[02:47]Anything goes.[02:50]When Rockefeller still can hoard enough money to let Max Gordon[02:54]Produce his shows,[02:56]Anything goes.[03:01]The world has gone mad today[03:03]And good's bad today,[03:04]And black's white today,[03:06]And day's night today,[03:07]And that gent today[03:08]You gave a cent today[03:10]Once had several chateaux.[03:12]When folks who still can ride in jitneys[03:15]Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys[03:17]Lack baby clo'es,[03:20]Anything goes.[03:22][04:25]If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction[04:28]Instruct Anna Sten in diction,[04:30]Then Anna shows[04:33]Anything goes.[04:36]When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up[04:39]Now turns a handspring landing up-[04:41]On her toes,[04:43]Anything goes.[04:46]Just think of those shocks you've got[04:48]And those knocks you've got[04:49]And those blues you've got[04:50]From that news you've got[04:52]And those pains you've got(If any brains you've got)[04:54]From those little radios.[04:57]So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,[05:00]Can broadcast a bed from Simmons[05:02]'Cause Franklin knows[05:05]Anything goes.