[00:01.04][00:01.84]"V-ROCK!"[00:03.12][00:04.71]What is the rock and roll lifestyle?[00:07.32]A leather jacket? Long hair?[00:09.41]Waking up with mystery bruises and a nasty itch?[00:12.37]Of course. But it's more than that[00:15.04]It's laughing at the establishment[00:17.44]Even if you don't know what the establishment is[00:19.77]And that's what Lazlow is all about![00:22.48]I'm 100% rebel.[00:24.60]I got kicked out of school after the 12th grade, man![00:27.78]That's why when V-Rock was looking for a DJ to open the portals of hell[00:32.47]And play commercials in between the records they'd chosen, they picked me![00:36.52]V-Rock: Home of Lazlow and the Vulture[00:39.85]I'll tell you one thing:[00:40.93]It takes a lot of soul, compassion, commitment[00:44.13]And artistic integrity to play other people's music for money![00:48.19]So listen to this: Don't sell out! I never will.[00:51.94]Get a lighter, turn up the lights, and turn up the stereo![00:55.84]Because V-Rock and I have teamed up with the record companies to show you how to party[01:00.86]I've hand-picked my favorite records that I play on my show[01:04.46]These are records that I feel almost as passionate about as I do about myself[01:09.32][01:11.48]"Only sissies cry!"[01:13.63]"Real men stand in the rain and listen to this!"[01:17.09][01:18.47]"V-V-V-V-V-ROCK!"